Cockatoo

Cock|atoo

Cock - PENIS

Atoo - a sneezing sound. Sneezing Blows. You can blow a cock.

Cockatoo = A cock you want to blow(BJ_

"Damn, he is such a Cockatoo! I want now!"

"You know I'm a Cockatoo!"

by Charles M. Montgomery! December 29, 2008

Cocktopussy

1. A slang term for sex
2.The ratio of men to women at any given social gathering
3. a legendary monster parents use to scare their children to keep them from having sex. This creature has eight long cocks attached at the base and in the middle is a huge pussy; the mouth of the beats. Many have been killed by the mythical beast,and the beast is the cause for many of the virgins left in the world.

1. (At a party)
guy 1: I don't want a relationship, I just really want to go cocktopussy with you.
slut: Okay!

2. (At a bar)
Guy1: Dude, let's blow this joint! it's got a bad cocktopussy ratio!
Guy2: Yeah it's a total sausage fest!

3. (In a Bad Scifi Movie)
Guy1: Holy shit, it's the Octopussy!
Stupid slut who trips and dies: Oh my god!!!
Guy1: We gotta get out of here, that pussy looks hungry!!
SSWT&D: Yeah, totally!

by Frozenfiirefox98 January 13, 2009

cocktooth

Much like a sweettooth where the person craves sweets like candies or cookies, the person being referenced is a male who has a craving for the male penis.

she doesnt trust her boyfriend to be alone with other guys, she says he has a cocktooth.

by a saint July 24, 2009

cockatoo

COCKATOO means when a girl, and i guess the male, sucks to males' dicks at the same time. but chidlren plesae remember to be safe n careful when and if u do it, dont choke now ..

At this party i got really fucked up and i was in a giving mood, so i decided to give pleasure to two people at once, indeed i gave a cockatoo!

by GO WHITE GIRL July 19, 2003

Cockatoo

A town where most of its female population aim to be pregnant by age 18, therefor making it easy for males to find a girl to sleep.

Dave: "I went to Cockatoo last night"
John: "You get laid?"
Dave: "Are you kidding its Cockatoo, like 7 times all different girls same party"

by John Cantaro September 19, 2008

cockfooting

Cockfooting is the opposite of pussyfooting. Instead of beating around the bush, you get straight to the point. It's more or less a synonym for "frankness."

I met this girl, and I couldn't tell if she liked me or not, so cockfooted and asked her out.

He's a real cockfooter.

I'm done with pussyfooting, from now on, I'm a cockfooting.

by Michael Warren October 26, 2008

cockoon

noun. When a man forgoes washing his genital region. The hair coats to the penis, this creating a "cockoon." It it said to resemble an "owl pellet."

Perhaps one day a butterfly.

Tanner Smith doesn't shower. Therefore, he has a cockoon.

by Jaeger Wells May 12, 2009