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Cockholder

A girl (or guy) who's always got one hand holding a dude's cock and the other digging in his pockets. They are completely unable to sustain themselves on their own and are closer to being parasites than human beings.
Person 1: Whatever happened to that hot chick from high school?
Person 2: She realized that she couldn't do anything else useful for society so she just became a cockholder. I see her at the bar with a different dude every night, and he's always buying....
by Tara Cockholder July 19, 2010
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cockjoust

1.To thrust with an erect male penis
Did you see jon cack joust that girls face?
Or
I will cack joust your eye out!
by Jack Da Rippa May 15, 2005
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Cockdoggies

Small and yet extremely tasty appatizers that are little sausage like weiners resebeling the form of a miniature dogs cock....but ever so delicious!
those cockdoggies were delicious last night at your barbq.
by Mend January 9, 2008
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Cockford

Another name for Rockford. (Rockford, IL Rockford, MI ect..) Mainly used by people that are not so keen of the place.
"Hey got any plans this weekend?"

"Yeah, just headin' up to Cockford."

"Damn. Sucks bro.."
by bc93 November 21, 2011
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Cockholm Syndrome

A condition where a person chooses to stay in a relationship with an abusive partner solely for sex.
“Sam, you seriously gotta break up with your gf. I don’t care how good she is in bed. We’re worried about you man, you come home every day with bruises. Cockholm syndrome is clouding your judgment.”
by temporalWitcher October 15, 2021
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cockhole

She sucked my cum from a straw in my cockhole.
by dark avenger October 22, 2003
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Cockgobbler

One who enjoys munching or consuming cock. Any cock will do, but if this individual is a ballwasher (see definition) then they now will only gobble high dollar cock (ie bosses, managers, corporate people) Usually these individuals have no other motivation other then liking cock to be a cockgobbler.
"Jared is such a cockgobbling ballwasher. All he does all day is wash and gobble."
by Govenor Tarkin February 23, 2004
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