Cockroach

A derogatory term used to describe individuals with poor credit.

Walter the broker: Can they get a loan?
Jack the salesman: No, they have had multiple chargeoffs and a bankrupcy; damned cockroahes.

by Shahin January 31, 2005

Transorbital cockbotomy

To perform a transorbital lobotomy using ones cock.

I'm going to kick you in the nuts and perform a transorbital cockbotomy.

by DiscoDan32 February 2, 2006

cocknotized

When a woman is so caught up with herself that all she thinks about is cock and doesnt care how she gets it, sort of like hypnotized but having to do with cock.

"Man that girl was so cocknotized that she had sex with a donkey last night."

by Tsquared November 30, 2007

cockretarded

A condition that mainly affects nieve young girls. It's cause is insecurity and a deep dependence for and an unwillingness to live without cock. Onset is quick with only one result ~ stupidity. This condition can also affect hoebags ~ see definition.

"She done gone cockretarded!"
"What does she see in him?", "Nothin' she's just gone cockretarded."

by MMMM Beer June 7, 2009

Cockroach

An evil demon from the pits of Hell that was sent here to torment and destroy! Can't be killed by an atomic bomb but a can of Raid can kill them...
Illuminati confirmed!

"There's a freaking cockroach on my burger!"
Cockroach: "But did you die?..."
"Yes a piece of my soul did in fact die, go back to Hell from whence you came!!!!" *sprays Raid* Feels like a hero. Knows that the Illuminati gives us a little power so that we feel in control....

by LionNessa June 22, 2016

A Cockroach

When a penis is so small and wrinkly, and looks more like a cockroach than a cock.

"Is that a cock or a cockroach?" asked the girl when she saw his small, wrinkly dick.

by Daddy Dolan August 17, 2018

mexican cockroach

the act of a crazy mexican steping on a sleeping mans dick thinking its a cockroach

my mexican wife steped on my dick this moring she said it was a mexican cockroach and i was like wtf

by creeper911 January 16, 2011