chotch-weasel

technically: a bag of bonars that is a weasel

normally: a person who is really wiley at being a dick, and knows how to do it to be very impressive of their dicked-ness.

Wow my friends are such chotch-weasel's they always seem to find a way to get into trouble and get out scott free.

by RHaRHoNSKSVPCS February 25, 2010

Chotch

extremely derogatory description of any object, mostly expressing dislike and discust with the subject in question.

"Hey look at that guy over there with those chotchy white sunglasses...what a chotch!

by Williamzmann August 10, 2017

Chotch

A.)An object or person who is acting like a jerk or douchebag.

B.)People who do not cooperate

Sorry guys, the server is being a total chotch

Dude, Michael is such a chotch

by JoeMcJoetown May 26, 2009

chotch

noun

:generic, multi-use word
:usually used in disdain or distaste

It is NOT:
-the vagaina
-the groin area
-used to describe hot girls or guys
-a word that describes stereotype of any class

Anyone can BE a chotch, but no one persons or group makes up "chotch".

"What a chotch."
"Nice snot-colored nose ring, you chotch."
"Check out all those chotches shopping at Hollister."
"God, I hate my ex-boyfriend. He's such a chotch."
"A bunch of chotches wrote definitions of 'chotch' in the urban dictionary."

by Black Betty, bam-a-lam! January 26, 2004

chotch

A guy who tries to hard to impress the ladies. The kind of guy who always seems to be dressed to a Tee, or always trying to act cool. In General someone that tries to hard..... poor guy.

Dude, stop acting like a Chotch

by -alexaslani June 8, 2003

chota chola

A low class mexican girl that has gone to a trade school thinking they have bettered themselves, but still live a trashy lifestyle.

Mira Lorena, she's a nursing assistant but has 3 boyfriends and babies with all of them, and has a WIC card too. What a chota chola.

by icoflib July 1, 2010

chotch

also classified as a "dude", wears all abercrombie, have names like "chad", where trucker hats that mean nothing to them, have wings about 5 inches long, wear clogs, wear designer jeans that are faded and are cut at the knees and around the ankles, a lot of them go to woodberry

Chad models for abercrombie and wears cologn, he is a chotch.

by stchris_ June 13, 2005