Chivalry

women killed it... they don't like when we are nice to them anymore (so fuck opening the doors, taking their jacket, or telling them they are beautiful)

haha, yes !

"Would you like to go to dinner?"
-later that evening while she is chillin with her girls-
"this guy asked me to dinner, i am just gonna say i am busy."

(see, chivalry)

by the nike logo February 12, 2010

chive

The Chive is just a way of life for the greatest community of misfits, hooligans, and sexy creatures to ever assemble. So when we say Chive On, it means we support our Troops and all First Responders. It's about working hard and playing harder. It's about paying it forward through Random Acs of Kindness. It's about coming through for the Chive Charities and supporting one another through humor and optimism. It's about not giving a fuck while giving the most fucks. We know how to tell a joke and how to take one. We're note legion, we're LEGEND. We don't wear masks, we wear the best tee's to ever be sold. Oh, and it's just a website with a shit-ton of entertaining pictures and videos; mostly boobs, bacon, adorable cats and Bill Fucking Murray

Chive On

by ATLChive465 November 6, 2013

chizeler

A person who, in the bargaining of a product or service must deal down to the very last penny.

That guy is nothing but a chizeler, he even tried to talk the service employee down another fifty cents off of the rock bottom price!

by B K February 27, 2007

Chevelley

The most beautiful, sweet, amazing, and breath taking girl alive. The one who has the key to my heart, and my unconditional love. She's perfect, and every single guy wishes he could have her. She's just as beautiful on the outside as she is on the inside, she has a beautiful face, perfect figure, super nice @$$, and is a really good kisser. She makes me really happy, and hearing her voice every day is like listening to an angel singing. If you ever come in contact with her you will know because you will hear the sound of your jaw dropping and you'll probably fall in love instantly. And someday babe i hope you stumble upon this and think of me, because that's why I did this. But all guys need to back the f*** off cuz she's mine. And she always will be. <3

Guy 1: hey did you see that new Kim kardashian poster for playboy?
Guy 2: yeah its almost as $3+¥ as chevelley

by devinsloan889 December 5, 2011

chivalry

The act of a self-deluded sucker. Self-destructive self-sacrifice in favor of those seeking to exploit or destroy the practioner. Self-debasement to those seeking exploitive profit and lack of due recriprocation. Often stupidly misconstrued by those practicing as honorable or altuistic.

Many travesties of justice, self-destruction, and the concealment and promotion of evil have come from the chivalry of fools.

by esmith512 January 21, 2008

Chivette

A Chivette is a female that is such an attention whore she will pose nearly nude in several suggestive ways and post the pictures on theChive.com so people will argue over how sexy she is in the comment sections such as that of the DAR.

She will typically have a low level job, make stupid duckfaces, and have several trendy tattoos. Also, her bedroom, where she takes her pictures, will be a mess.

Craig: "Did you see #35 on today's DAR?"

Phil: "Sure did! That Chivette looked like Sasha Grey with that ass except she doesn't get paid like a pornstar!"

Craig: "Chive on!"

by tsukasu July 24, 2014

Bourbon Chaveline

An alcoholic drink made from equal parts Kentucky Bourbon (preferably Jack Daniels) and Diet Coke with several generous squeezes of lemon juice. Derived from the Non-Alcoholic Drink called the "Jeff Chaveline."

See Jeff Chaveline

"I know most people here at The Derby will be drinking Mint Juleps, but I think I'll have a Bourbon Chaveline.

by Adam Nass August 8, 2006