Chive 

i) A web-based platform in which millenial hipsters (that are dependant upon digital communication) use as an asset to promote sex appeal & comical adolescent behavior. Initially a somewhat scrutinized (for hoaxes) e-tabloid blog, the website owned & maintained by Resignation, LLC. is also responsible for a charity organization of the same name.
ii) a member of the onion family, noted for it's use as a condiment or garnish in a variety of cuisines.

i) "As a chivette, obviously my homepage is the Chive"
ii) A baked potato is typically topped with sour cream, bacon bits & chives.

Chive by Afer.Ventus January 4, 2015

chive 

The Chive is just a way of life for the greatest community of misfits, hooligans, and sexy creatures to ever assemble. So when we say Chive On, it means we support our Troops and all First Responders. It's about working hard and playing harder. It's about paying it forward through Random Acs of Kindness. It's about coming through for the Chive Charities and supporting one another through humor and optimism. It's about not giving a fuck while giving the most fucks. We know how to tell a joke and how to take one. We're note legion, we're LEGEND. We don't wear masks, we wear the best tee's to ever be sold. Oh, and it's just a website with a shit-ton of entertaining pictures and videos; mostly boobs, bacon, adorable cats and Bill Fucking Murray

Chive On

chive by ATLChive465 November 6, 2013

Chive 

Referred to as The Chive. A visual, verbal or other means of overtly being stupid in order to gain the attention and acceptance of the opposite sex. This is often seen in males who perform acts of stupidity and loud, brash actions to gain the interest of a lady. Women can be seen doing The CHive by wearing ugly clothes, giant sunglasses and acting stupid to make guys think they are cute. This definition can be heard in detail on various podcasts (My remote Radio, Podocalypse and others)

What the heck are you friends doing? They're acting like assholes.

Scott and Benny are doing the Chive because those cute girls are at the bar.

Chive by JunkFX March 19, 2012

Chive 

A euphemism for nearly any act. Similar to the use of "smurf" in the eponymous cartoon, but used sparingly. Inspired by thechive.com and their "Keep Calm and Chive On" slogan.

"We're out of munchies. I'm gonna chive on down to the store and stock up."

"Dude, that stripper was so hot, I think I chived in my pants."

"I chived the comment section so hard, they banned me."

Chive by Dharma Midget February 12, 2015

Chive 

Slang used to describe someone who is out of the ordinary. When one has been acting strange or dimwitted.

"stop being a chive"

"Your a big chive Qdini"

Chive by c_los811 May 14, 2008

Chive 

An hand gesture involving an unconnecting high five across an open space where the fingers are turned down in the motion of a cat paw. Usually used after major bitching.

"You're stupid."
"Yes he is."
"Chive me bro."

Chive by falker0001 November 21, 2009

chive 

the vein that is at the top of ur dick

my chive is pulsating

chive by timmy taint December 23, 2007