Jetcem Cement

Jetcem Cement is a cement based product which is really easy to use and sets in about 30 minutes. Ideal for rapid patching or when a fast repair job is needed. Sets in the cold and wet. Internal and External Use: Seals and repair cracks and holes in both internal and external environments.
Whoever fucking reads this can you pick up a sack of jetcem cement from the petrol station I can’t fit through the door
by Can’t bother to make a name February 18, 2023
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Cement Man

Someone imbued with a sense of greatness
That Matt, he's such a cement man.
by SoothKippy July 01, 2023
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JSW Cement

Best known for producing world-class green cement.
It has a strong commitment towards innovation in sustainability and technology to offer eco-friendly building solutions.
With a vision to build a self-reliant India by boosting our colossal infrastructure, JSW Cement has established itself as The Leaders’ Choice.
JSW Cement is The Leaders’ Choice.
by Mayuri November 24, 2021
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cementing

An act where a person will mix their semen with the ashes of a deceased person and proceed to smother the paste on other humans and objects. Usually in a sexual manner
Hey Jamie. Let’s go do some cementing with ben’s dead grandma. She’s gonna make some mean paste!
by freaking freakyb May 03, 2024
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cement baby

Anything that needs care 24/7 but you cannot take it anywhere. It stays where it is all the time and you orbit around it.
Our company’s website is a cement baby with comments and complaints coming in globally every day, all day.
by WriterGrrlNYC May 20, 2022
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Cement Manifold Pipe

It's what the term CMP stands for in the civil engineering world. Not really, but this way when the instructor follows the link one should leave on a final exam, they see proof that this word is in fact, in a dictionary.
The contractor ordered 40 ft of Cement Manifold Pipe.
by tharris May 03, 2012
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Presure cementer

A presure cementer is a hard working man that didn’t complete college or is bored. A measuring tape Cant read how long their dick is and they are always miserable cunts they will sit in the middle of butt fucking nowhere to be hated on by fucking ass holes in Vancouver
Girl 1: Man he looks like a miserable cunt.
Girl 2: can you not read the side of his truck he’s a presure cementer dumb ass
by Queer killer 69 November 28, 2021
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