birthday cousins

When two otherwise unrelated people share a calendar birthdate.

Did you know Dolly Parton and Janis Joplin were both born on January 19? That makes them birthday cousins!

by Hal 10000 March 05, 2015

the stranger's cousin

Similar to the stranger, (see definition of the stranger) but one sits on his non-dominate hand before jerking off with it, thus creating another layer of separation between the wanker and wankee, in one's imagination.

I was starting to get wise to the stranger, so I did the stranger's cousin

by Lewispewis December 09, 2017

Cousin Dotty

A girl's period

Oh joy, looks like Cousin Dotty just came in for a visit... And of course, I'm wearing white....

by Bananagurl January 22, 2010

cum cousins

Two girls who have sucked the same guys dick.

Sadie: i sucked Matt’s dick yesterday
Margaret: omg i sucked his dick last week!
Sadie: Yay we’re cum cousins now!

by Sadie and Margaret December 27, 2017

Cousin Willie

A name for a pervert or pedophile, usually an old man.

"Oh my god Cousin Willie is staring at me guys"
Pervert: pedo perv paedo

by ThundieProxy August 08, 2015

Cousin Fucker

A cousin fucker is usually known as someone from Kentucky. We've all heard stories of people from Kentucky fucking their cousins come on now get real.

I am from Kentucky and they call me a cousin fucker!

by REALHOODNIBBA July 22, 2018

uncle cousin

person is really you're 2nd cousin but you call them uncle cousin because they are much older than you and because your mom or dad act like siblings

My Uncle cousin Joey is taking me to the playground.

by phillybuzz215 August 20, 2015