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comma sutra

aka the gospel of hustle

a guide that details the zen & art of making money

a canon of scripture for the church of hustle
have u seen my copy of the comma sutra?
by meowz April 23, 2018
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comma hello

when you fuck someone but you really dont wanna fuck him
-Yo bro last night was a comma hello with this whore!
-Yo bro that sucks!
by glassofpoo November 25, 2018
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Rejecting comma use

Saying ''No'' when someone asks you to use a comma is a sign that u shit yourself.

It goes as shown:
Rejecting Comma Use.

P1: ''You should really use a comma; I dont understand what you're saying!''
P2: ''No''
P1: ''Oh! Did you crap your undergarments?''
by tastychilde March 13, 2023
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Vomiting Commas

The practice of using commas and other punctuation marks incorrectly. The writer is usually aware that a comma is needed in the sentence they're writing, but is unclear as to when and where it should be placed. The amount of commas then used is so absurd that it would appear they had figuratively 'vomited' commas all over the piece they have written.
Email from Mark:

'Michelle, did you, want to go to, the park, and have a picnic, and maybe, let me, play with, your boobs, for a bit.'

Email reply from Michelle

'Mark, you're vomiting commas again. You're not getting anywhere near my tits until you stop being a fuckwit and learn some basic grammar'
by tincopper July 13, 2016
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