cratchety

acting like a grumpy old guy

What's up with you today Moos, you are acting all cratchety.

by Sville Spartans August 12, 2008

crater face

(cray-ter fayse);one whose head may be deeply impacted by one of a somewhat larger force (acne, meteor)

wow, if i was as ugly as you crater face i think i would just cut my *@#$ off.

by sgt. synonyms April 27, 2006

crat

A person who is sneaky and dumb.

That guy is a real crat

by Elix07 October 2, 2007

Craternova

This is a man who looks as though he's been shot in the face with a shotgun from non-lethal distance. He has more divots in his face than a muni golf course, however, he is a smashing hit with the ladies. Almost always sporting a Goatee to hide some of the carnage he is witty and self proclaimed to be hung like a skoal can (not a lot of length, but excessive girth).

How does he do it? He's a regular craternova with the ladies.

Yo, look at him, he had to be a zit popper. I bet he's a real craternova.

by Hot Dizzle May 2, 2008

Crates

Something that will never get finished

When will be done doing Crates?

by 5 moms April 19, 2018

shit crate

Stems from the word Shit box. Means really crap and worthless.

George Bush is a shit crate president.

by Googly April 12, 2004

crate

"in the crate" describes any automobile clad in simulated wood grain vinyl.

My favorite color for a Grand Wagoneer is white, in the crate, with blue interior.

by Nick Victim April 29, 2004