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Muzzle Brake

The retrograde pee stream that results from removing a "Prince Albert" implant.
Watch out for the muzzle brake if you take your Prince Albert out.
by MasculineToiletGuy March 13, 2021
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Pull the Jake Brake

When a guy is getting close to orgasm and he asks his lady to finish him off with a hand job, it's called "pulling the Jake Brake". This is done in remembrance of his buddy Jake who's not getting laid at the moment.
Mike was fucking Amber and was close to cumming. He told Amber to "Pull the Jake Brake" baby, I'm giving you a new hair do. She finished off the Jake Brake and ended up with a face fool of cum.
by Robert MacDonald January 22, 2017
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E-brake

When someone calls shotgun for the front seat of a car and you call E-brake which means you will give them a handjob for shotgun.
He called shotgun before I could so I called E-brake and got shotgun.
by Starburns June 24, 2011
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Emergency brake

You idiot, It's called a hand brake it the UK, and 'smarter americans'? what a joke! who's stupider that americans? apart from donkeys?. No-one! that's right, you're the idiot.
You'll never drift round that corner without using the handbrake
by Jack March 20, 2005
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state da brake

when you feel shit is slumpin or people are actin like zombis n shit.
just in general when things are stopping you from having a good time
yo this club is slow blood, le's brake it up son let's state da brake
by shade tha crook May 14, 2003
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Brain brake up

You're in the midst of a breakup and feel like a different person. You find yourself spending a lot of time longing for your ex, constantly checking her Facebook updates, and wondering what went wrong. This shift in patterns of thought and behavior may be caused by neural changes that occur after a breakup.

Neuroimaging studies have found that being rejected, even by a stranger, activates many of the same regions in the brain as when experiencing physical pain. In one study, biological anthropologist Helen Fisher of Rutgers University recruited brave participants who held still in a functional MRI scanner while they looked at pictures of the person who had recently dumped them. These participants exhibited increased brain activity in several regions associated with reward, motivation, addiction and obsessive-compulsive disorder, which helps to explain why you might struggle to let go after a romantic relationship ends.
Brain brake up when you start to understand the reason behind the pain it becomes educational 😀
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 22, 2019
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Jake-Brake

{jayk-brayk} noun, 1. A person that interferes and/or prevents a hit or pick-up 2. A cock-blocker (us. female)
No I didn't get her number - the frickin' jake-brake pulled her out to the dance floor just when I started talking to her.

Damn, the jake-brake told her that I was married.
by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 15, 2009
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