Bastardize

bas-tard-ize (Verb)

1. To diminish the quality or character of;

2. To declare or name someone a bastard; illegitimize

3. To fuck something up; completely ruin it.

I usually like cover songs, but they really bastardized a classic.

by invisibleninjas August 11, 2009

Bastardising

To rip apart a selected format and screw with its originality

That Daniel has been bastardising our language again

by Dr Beatz April 23, 2008

Clever Bastard

Adj. To be proper fucking clever.

Sam Franklin is one clever bastard

by Icatel August 22, 2011

Gentleman Bastard

A man who will say and do things in a very refined manner, but what he says and does are truly horrific things.

In The Dark Knight Rises, Bane was a gentleman bastard.

by restrictionenzyme July 31, 2012

Greasy Bastard

removing your penis from your partner's mouth while receiving oral sex and lodging it in her ear to give the "wet willy" effect

I gave my girl a greasy bastard last night
omg did you just give me a greasy bastard?
prepare for a greasy bastard you slut

by GingGang August 21, 2018

Bastard

Besides the usual usages of a child born out of wedlock and a suitable name for someone you don’t like, there are other meanings as well. At one time it was used to refer to a hybrid device or one adapted from one purpose to another; in 1517 it was used to refer to second rate Spanish Sack wines and in engineering it refers to a type of coarse-toothed file.

“Shit! What a bastard!”
“What do you mean?”
“Take your pick.”

by AKACroatalin September 19, 2016

tory bastard

1. a tory,

2. member of the Conservative Party in parliamentary government systems.

Prime Minister of Canada Stephen Harper is a tory bastard.

Prime Minister of Canada Stephen Harper is a tory bastard.

by Figleaf23 January 15, 2009