UD artist 

A person who submits quality material to Urban Dictionary on a constant basis.

Dude 1: "Damn dude, you submitted three new definitions today?"
Dude 2: "Yup, all of them go accepted."
Dude 1: "That's eight this week! Let me check them out... Wow dude, quality work... you're a real UD artist!"

UD artist by Da Vin Chee January 11, 2010

L'Artiste

1. Nickname of former NHLer Alexei Kovalev, given by Montreal Canadiens fans during his tenure there, due to his superior stickhandling and skating skills.

2. Someone who pulls off a stunning feat of dexterity, agility, athleticism, gaming skill, etc., whether intended or accidental.

1. Did you you see that sick-ass goal L'Artiste buried the other night?

2. Party Guy 1: "Check this shit out, dude. You will never witness another beer pong shot like this in your life. I'm callin' it... Off the table, off the wall, off Mark's head, off that girl's bigass left titty and in the cup..... YESSSS!!!"

Party Guy 2: "Holy shit!! Fucking L'Artiste in the house!"

L'Artiste by Z. Tenao December 6, 2011

rejection artist 

Someone (usually a superficial female) who rejects most men that are interested in her.

I think she's a rejection artist because I've seen her picture for years on the internet singles site.

rejection artist by DelPelham December 27, 2011

bullshit artist 

One who has perfected the "art" of bullshiting.

You are such a bullshit artist!

bullshit artist by orangemuffin July 22, 2017

flake up artist 

Someone who is noncommittal or agrees to everything but then never shows up and therein flaky. So flaky to the point of being almost professional in the practice of it. A professional flaky person. Hence, flake-up artist.

e.g.

Ben: "Liv! We haven't met up in ages!! Fancy meeting up this weekend? I'll be in your neck of the woods any how so we should deffo meet up for a crafty drink! You down?"

Liv: OMG! Ben!!! YES. We gotta do this! Bell me when your here and I'll come down!

(24 Hours passes and Ben arrives at agreed location)

Ben: "Hey Liv, I've just arrived! Where abouts are you?

Liv: ...

Ben: "Liv? Are you en route??"

Liv: ...

Ben: Fml....

Liv you are such a flake up artist...

flake up artist by SecularBen January 9, 2017

Autistic 

A misunderstood developmental disability that interferes with a person's ability to properly and/or appropriately communicate with others. Of course, uneducated assholes on the Internet believe it to be "fancy words" for the slur retarded.

"This game is so autistic!"

"He disagrees with what I'm saying even though it makes no sense and he makes a valid argument? He must be painfully autistic."

Autistic by MacCraw June 4, 2018

Emoticon Artist 

Someone who laces their text and instant messages with emoticons.

Joey: "Man, Heather is the most annoying texter I've ever seen! What's with the smiley faces and hearts?"

Harold: "You got that right. She's a fuckin' emoticon artist."

Emoticon Artist by Geoff AF March 23, 2010