asstitude

An asstitude is used to describe someone who has the attitude of an asshole.

Heather has such an asstitude.

by pseudonym, aha April 18, 2009

asstit

An asstit, is an overgrown piece of nipple found on or near the crack.

Omg! I have an asstit growing inside my butthole!

by Pedro Gangsta101 August 18, 2006

asswipe

1) Flaming and pissy person who won't shut up and generally makes a total ass of themselves.
2) Someone whose primary and sole purpose of existance is as a plunger.
3) Can be used as multiple parts of a sentence.

1) Newby is an asswipe, he just won't shutup.
2) Newby is an asswipe, he needs to clean the shit out of his ears.
3) Newby is such an asswiping asswipe, I can't asswiping believe that asswipe.

by oh that guy again February 9, 2004

asswipe

asswipe

1. An idiot or seemingly stupid individual. or someone who is just being an asshole.


2a). a device that has been used to
remove excrement from the anus.

2b.) a person who resembles in behavior, language or attitude

2c)a device used to remove excrement.


3. Someone you would wipe your ass with.

"He is so godamed stupid...... freakin asswipe.
("freakin" is always prior to "asswipe")

1) She used the poison ivy as an asswipe.

2) I can't believe he kicked the keg! What an Asswipe!

3. I have to shit, come over here steve!

by nameless October 29, 2004

asswipes

stuffs to wipe you ass with after taking a major dump.

Dard used up most of the asswipes after having issues with the food he ate the previous night.

by bob December 19, 2002

asswipe

George Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfield, Karl Rove, Condi Rice

These Asswipes should be tried for treason!

by ElSea April 23, 2006

assnitz

an individual which spouts unnecessary chatter from their mouth that is better suited for their rectum

Jason needes to stop talking. He's really becoming an assnitz.

by Kaptn Eric of the Hobby Land May 18, 2005