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android

a piece of f****** crap that is made out of ******* belly fat that comes from a orange tree it lasts youone f****** day and it is a f****** piece of shit
boy 1 - omg look at dustins new phone omg its amazing

boy 2 - omg no is a android f****** piece of crap
by android is shit November 6, 2019
mugGet the androidmug.

android phone

a paperweight that belongs in the 2013 mac pro; so horrible and slow its comparable to rotting natural matter and animal waste, its truely pieces of sh
android phones belong in the 🗑️
by 584940493395874392034839394 October 20, 2024
mugGet the android phonemug.

Android

A POS "smart"phone (really just "phone") that people who want to seem quirky and different get to make a crap conversation starter. Objectively worse than iPhone in every way except for a couple of "customization" features that people use to feel better about their choice in devices.

These devices usually only get one or two years of updates compared to the 6 years minimum that all Apple devices get. Some models made by Samsumg are literal bombs not permitted on airplanes.
Normal person: Hey, can you AirDrop me those photos?
Android user: I acTuaLlY haVe aN aNDRoId wIth 6gB oF mEMoRy!!!1!! My dEvICE is tOo fAncY fOr aIrDrOP sO i ActuaLLy can'T.
Normal person: My iPhone has half the memory and literally has twice the battery life, features, and performance. Could I see those photos?
(Sees Android pics)
Normal person: Nevermind, I don't want those photos. The original iPhone takes better photos.
by notaratio March 19, 2023
mugGet the Androidmug.

android

a useless brand of phones that is so damn cheap its for broke people

iphone user - hello
android user - you have an iPhone?
iphone user - OF COURSE I HAVE AN IPHONE YOU IDIOT
android user - I use android
iphone user - androids are useless paperweights that break down after 5 seconds
android user - I thought iphones were weak
iphone user - stfu
android phones are paperweights
mugGet the androidmug.

android ap

Wifi which is considered to be slow / bad
by anroid November 9, 2025
mugGet the android apmug.

android-life

when you respond in a slow way and seem a very slow person to be around, you dont have to best eye-sight around but you can still see quite clearly. Your kind of annoying and some people love you and some absolutely hate you (IOS-life)
'wow he has a android-life'
by Nancy Tim August 28, 2019
mugGet the android-lifemug.

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