APE TRADING

The trading strategy of BUYING and HODLING + BUYING THE MF'N DIP

APE TRADING investors have more time then hedge funds have money!

by Mr. Stanley moon October 6, 2021

ape dude

Someone who achieves difficult tasks by copying the behaviour of people who have been successful at the task.

Person 1: How did this guy manage to get all that work done? He doesn't have any experience.

Person 2: Well he is an ape dude, man

by Clive de Silva December 6, 2006

ape time

Ape time a time when u go batshit crazy and beat people to death and sometimes u eat or yet ur own shit

Jason: grant is it ape time yet

Grant: yes brother ape time has come

Jason: yes brother i shall yet my shit at someone

Grant: starts stabbing someone

by Jason the crack man November 8, 2019

ape shit

To literally go insane, usually accompanied by flailing arms, incomprehensible gurgling noises and a crazed look.

Did you see that guy going down the residential area at 110 mph? He went through someones fucking lawn, THEIR GODDAMN LAWN AND THROUGH THE FENCE TOO. God, then he got to the orphanage, it was a massacre. I tell ya man, he was going ape shit.

by Morpha's Tox Box July 4, 2011

ape candy

verb: Any white woman who will date only niggers.

"Damn, Haley is one hot bitch."
"Back off dude, she is pure ape candy."

by Johnathan Q. Deere June 25, 2006

ape shit

To become very angry.

The boss went ape shit when he heard the bad news.

by Dr. ZZZ May 8, 2008

ape season

Ape season refers to "AP tests" or high level classes with a grade of 1-5. Ape season is also a pigment of Joon's imagination.

It's Ape Season boys!

by TheMaster511511511 May 11, 2017