Donkey-brained

A term coined by the great Charlie Kelly meaning someone who possesses inferior intelligence and a lack of common sense, similar to a donkey, or activity that would suggest such.

Dennis eating cereal while driving was completely Donkey-brained.

by TurkTurkleton June 6, 2013

donkey rule

The donkey rule states that if you ask five people something and they all give you the same answer, you know the statement is true.

I asked five people if fast food is bad for you using the donkey rule and everyone said absolutely!

by PWS27 April 25, 2017

Redinky-donkey

When something is beyond ridiculous, and ridonkulous will still not do it justice, it can be described as ridinky-donkey

"oh sheesh! That guy's nose is ridinky-donkey"

"Did Jo get back to you with those figures?"
"No, this is getting redinky-donkey - we need answers"?

by StupidPeanut April 20, 2010

Donkey Years

When a person hasn't seen or done something after a large amount of time has passed.

Holden hasn't seen his estranged father in donkey years.

by Babydoll75 February 26, 2019

Donkey Slop

When you dip your penis in a tub of Guy Fieri's Donkey Sauce, and then proceed to rub your now sauce covered penis across someone else's face.

Yeah brother, I totally brought out the donkey sauce yesterday and gave her the donkey slop. She loved it.

by Mr. Slop June 7, 2019

baby donkey

A larger than average penis

What happened with you and Browns mother last night?

We had a couple of drinks and then I hit her with the baby donkey

by Nik da dik February 26, 2018

Raw Donkey

Giving someone anal without a condom on. It's called Raw Donkey cause you're putting it in the "ass"

Dawg, I went Raw Donkey on that bitch last night!

by Ginger Swagg July 2, 2011