dejizz

When you think your boning a particularly hot chick, and after the jism you realize you aren't, and your jizz retreats back into your body.

"John was bonin some chick who looked like Robby and totally dejizzed himself when the lights clicked on"

by Kobe O'brien March 9, 2010

Fat Denial

a condition where a person, generally a female, is in denial about their size.

they tend to try on clothes of the wrong size (for example an x-small when they really need a large, wearing a bikini when they need a one piece, shopping in the juniors sizes when they need to be in the plus sizes).

they underplay their weight: "I only need to lose a few pounds". they are always comparing their size to someone either way larger than themselves because most people feel better when they put someone else down.

Girl (size 14): "Hold on girl I'm going to try on these pants"

** puts on x-small and comes out fitting room

Girl (size 14): "I think they're too big, they fit kind of loose"

Friend (size 4): "Girl you're in fat denial, you know you need a large"

by darlingbritt24 February 6, 2012

denienced

Denied, banned or otherwise forbidden. Was accidentally created on the worldofspectrum.org forums by a Portuguese webmaster whose English wasn't very good, in the classic thread "Activision has joined the DENIENCES section".

"Denienced" has become the standard term on WoS for denied-distribution games; it's also used on the retrospec.sgn.net forums as the member-group for banned users.

Too bad Codemasters titles are denienced, otherwise we could *ahem* pass an ISO of the CD and the corresponding loader TAP/TZX between us *ahem* to help each other out *ahem-ahem-ahem*.

-- Marcelo in the WoS thread "Does anyone have the CD codemaster pack?"

by robert@fm July 24, 2008

Facebook Denial Period

The period between when a couple ends their relationship, but neither one of them changes their relationship status on Facebook, thus alerting the news to all their friends.

"Oh man, did you hear Jack and Kate broke up?"
"No? They're still together on Facebook?"
"Hmmm, must still be in the Facebook Denial Period"

by Edinburghssuiteheart August 19, 2009

Armenian Genocide denial

Turkey, to this day, denies that they ever created "acts of genocide" against the Armenians in the early 20th century.

Turks: We didn't created acts of genocide against the Armenians..
Armenian: Yes, you did.
Turks: I assure you we didnt.
Armenians: Yes. You are doing what you call Armenian Genocide Denial.
Turks: Uh... no....

by Become a Screamer November 25, 2006

Dolphin Denial

The noise, an "en en" or "eh eh", that a woman makes when you take your penis out of her vagina and attempt to put it in her butt.

Last night, when I tried to put it in her butt, Cassey gave me the dolphin denial: she whipped her head around and said, "en en".

by ron.jeremy October 29, 2009

Denice

A Denice is one who exudes positive energy, self-confidence and is highly intelligent. To top it off, Denice is remarkable looking and captivates her audience with beautifully shaped and beautifully colored eyes. She is unique in that while she is confident in her intellectual abilities, she views her beauty as irrelevant. In Denice's opinion, those who comment solely on her beauty are quickly dismissed as highly superficial individuals. Denice gives and gives and does so anonymously. She is deeply affected by injustices in humanity and will devote a portion of her life to making the world a better place. Not too many people get to know her...mostly because she demands authenticity-a very rare trait to locate. When your friends with a Denice, you'll be best friends.

that hot, quiet girl is such a denice

by aliveandstill55 March 17, 2010