Not seeing tits 

The #1 leading cause for testicular explosion in the US, Canada, Puerto Rico, Kyrgyzstan, Chad, and the volcanic moon of Io

it's a real thing, s******a. Trust me I'm a doctor. Show me ur tits my balls are literally going to explode from Not seeing tits, specifically your tits, s******a

Not seeing tits by realdoctor1234 September 8, 2019

deep-seeded 

An incorrect expression for "firmly established" or "deeply ingrained."

Seeded is a synonym for "impregnated." Therefore, deep-seeded means "deeply impregnated."

Marcus was deep-seeded by a well-hung fellow named Bubba in the prison shower.

deep-seeded by WarOnPoorGrammar May 4, 2013

Wank and seek 

You get a group of friends to come around to your house, you then choose the seeker, who will count to 50 while the rest of the group of friends find hiding places within the house.
After the seeker has done counting he/she has to shout "ready or not here I come" once these words are spoken the hiders commence wanking. The seeker then searchs for said wankers, and has to find them before they ejaculate

Phil: "where is simon?"

Simons mum: "sorry were abit busy playing wank and seek, I think he is hiding in the closet as it smells of sex wee in there!"

Wank and seek by phild12345 October 16, 2009

seen-off 

When you message somebody on Facebook, and later check back to find they haven't replied, but they've seen your message. Being given the seen-off may be intentional or unintentional, but it usually feels cold and rejecting

Guy 1 messaging Guy 2:
Hey man, how's it going? we haven't talked in ages... how's college going for you?

2 days later: 'Seen 12:47 PM'

Guy 1: I'm getting the seen-off. He hates me.

seen-off by Derpymuffins October 11, 2013

Pussy Seeking Missile 

1. Noun. A Pussy Seeking Missile (PSM for short) is any man who, upon achieving moderate-to-high levels of intoxication, will hound several women for an entire evening with the intent of not stopping until he's gone home with one of them.

2. Noun. One who seeks pussy with Missle-like precision.

Sean talked to four different girls all night, and finally wound up going home with Liz. That guy is a pussy seeking missile when he's drunk!

Pussy Seeking Missile by Matt Heston March 23, 2008

seeing-eye horndog 

A guy you bring with you to bars to help you find someone for hooking up.

Hey Trevor, it's Friday night and I'm way horny. You wanna be my seeing-eye horndog, bud?

seeing-eye horndog by flyingdog April 6, 2008

seeing red 

In bullfighting, the matador beckons the bull with a red cape, which agitates the bull, and it charges for the cape.

Seeing red refers to when someone becomes so angered that it controls them, enraging the person.

As soon as he hit her, I was seeing red, and socked him in the nose.

Yeah, Twilight is mostly okay, but there are just a couple things about it that really get me seeing red.

seeing red by Kohan December 3, 2009