clifton sausage

The act of finding a couple dogging in a car and asking to join in (especially with the male participant).

This phrase was initially coined around the Clifton Downs area of Bristol that is known to be a dogging hotspot.

These night-vision goggles will help me find a bit of Clifton Sausage in that Asda carpark.

clifton sausage by Oppenheimer2 January 13, 2014

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Cumberland sausage

1. A form of sausage that originated in the ancient county of Cumberland, England, now part of Cumbria. They are traditionally very long, and sold rolled in a flat, circular coil, but within western Cumbria they are more often served in long curved lengths. There is also a rip-off of the Cumberland sausage called the Cumbernauld sausage, which is popular in Cumbernauld. The Cumbernauld sausage also has a rip-off called the Condorrat Sausage.

2. A penis that is like a Cumberland sausage (long, curled up). Some women like penises this long, but others do not. When the guy gets a boner, his trousers usually fall down. If the guy puts breadcrumbs on his Cumberland sausage, it will instantly make the woman who sees it faint.

1. For dinner tonight I'm having a Cumberland sausage. What are you having, a Cumbernauld sausage?

2. Have you seen that dude with the Cumberland sausage? He creeps me out.

Cumberland sausage by FunkDaBeat October 4, 2014