fat hammer

Erroneous translation from English to Spanish of "cock".

"Why does IBM suck a fat cock?" erroneously translates to "why does IBM inhale a fat hammer?"

by cocksackie July 29, 2005

wet hammer

after having sex and man pulls out his dick and slaps the girl on top of the head with his penis

man;would you like a wet hammer??
girl;absolutely!

by aud_stu March 8, 2009

jon hamm

Jon Hamm is an American actor known for his role of Don Draper on the hit series Mad Men. Jon Hamm is also a term of reference for a man with a large penis.

Me: Did you hear Jon Hamm won an Oscar?
Guy: Yeah, Jon Hamm is such a good actor, Mad Men is the best!

Penal use:
Chick: I thought he was going to have a Jon Hamm but actually he had a Non Hamm.
Friend: That's so dissapointing. I love Jon Hamms.

by The real rj December 10, 2013

MC Hammer

One hit wonder who was responsible for hammertime and is now broke (serves him right).

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

Thor's Hammer

When theres 6 guys banging a chick, 2 in each hole, and they all blow thier loads at the same time, then they all spinebust the girl at the same time.

Kathy died last night after we hit her with Thor's Hammer.

by kingrootintootin December 23, 2005

Kolton Hamm

a dumbass that is too much of a panzy to kiss his girlfriend, and yet she still likes him very much.

girl 1: "so has he kissed you yet?"

girl 2: "nope... *deep and long sigh*

girl 1: "ugh, what a Kolton Hamm.."

by liz2011 August 14, 2009

Hammer

if ur nickname is Hammer its mean that ur a beast. U take no pain but u deliver it. U never take shit from any one. U never back down or quit. Be proud to be a Hammer.

You the Hammer right?
YEEEEEEEE buddy

by Sahammer January 25, 2007