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cumpty dumpty

'Went for a shit whilst horny and ended up having a cumpty dumpty'
by Cumpty Dumpty May 14, 2023
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scrumptchy dumptchy

mmMm this egg is very scrumptchy dumptchy
by rx2ie August 10, 2023
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Von Dumpski

A polite way of saying you have to take a shit
Hey I'll be right there! I gotta take a me a von dumpski real quick!
by The Double E August 26, 2023
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Humpty Dumpty

Oh look! it's Humpty Dumpty
by TylerDurdenHimself July 25, 2024
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Humpty Dumpty

when a girls hot enough to hump, but her personality gets her dumped.
Humpty Dumpty sat on his balls, Humpty‘s big mouth went off the wall…all the ex-boyfriends and neighborhood men would never date humpty ever again.
by Shaggy6913 August 18, 2024
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Shumpty Dumpty

This guys is an eggy looking teacher and he teaches in LSC. He teaches everyone shit
by Shum Egg October 24, 2023
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Humpty Dumpty

One partner puts an egg (uncooked, in the shell) up their butt and the couple goes on a date. If the egg breaks, the partner with the egg gives head to the other and if it doesn’t, the other partner retrieves the egg and makes breakfast (after giving head).
Hey babe, should we Humpty Dumpty tonight at the pub? Our friends will never know. Hehehhe
by corub69 January 7, 2024
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