cumpty dumpty

Masturbating whilst going for a shit.

'Went for a shit whilst horny and ended up having a cumpty dumpty'

by Cumpty Dumpty May 14, 2023

scrumptchy dumptchy

something thats very scrumptious

mmMm this egg is very scrumptchy dumptchy

by rx2ie August 10, 2023

Von Dumpski

A polite way of saying you have to take a shit

Hey I'll be right there! I gotta take a me a von dumpski real quick!

by The Double E August 26, 2023

Humpty Dumpty

Mustafa Haroon

Oh look! it's Humpty Dumpty

by TylerDurdenHimself July 25, 2024

Humpty Dumpty

when a girls hot enough to hump, but her personality gets her dumped.

Humpty Dumpty sat on his balls, Humpty‘s big mouth went off the wall…all the ex-boyfriends and neighborhood men would never date humpty ever again.

by Shaggy6913 August 18, 2024

Shumpty Dumpty

This guys is an eggy looking teacher and he teaches in LSC. He teaches everyone shit

Shumpty Dumpty shat on a wall

by Shum Egg October 24, 2023

Humpty Dumpty

One partner puts an egg (uncooked, in the shell) up their butt and the couple goes on a date. If the egg breaks, the partner with the egg gives head to the other and if it doesn’t, the other partner retrieves the egg and makes breakfast (after giving head).

Hey babe, should we Humpty Dumpty tonight at the pub? Our friends will never know. Hehehhe

by corub69 January 7, 2024