Bakered

Term coined after the late great Shaun baker; bakered means to ingest illicit substance to the point of near overdose, while simultaneously receiving an ass full of man love.

When I woke up I had a headache and my ass hurt, I must have gotten bakered again.

by SirDunksAlot February 14, 2020

home baked

When during a sports competition the game is called unfairly in the favor of the home team.

Those refs must have been paid a shit load to call such a bad game, that away team got home baked.

by Ko Jordan December 13, 2007

Backout Baker

Any girl who has built a reputation for saying she will do things with the guys, then decides, at the last minute, not to.

Mike: Dude let's go and get our tattoos!
TJ: Okay, man, let's go! Wake up Ashley!
Ashley: I'm not getting it anymore...
Mike: Man what a Backout Baker

by Heli23 July 21, 2009

Waker Baker

A joint specifically designed to smoke in the morning after a night of chonging on some potent cheese weed to get you going for the rest of one man's daily activities such as fucking some potent pussy.

Person 1 "Mornin' la, fucked me y'know"

Person 2 "Fancy a waker baker lad?"

Person 1 "Yeah deffo lad, need to chong on me la"

by John Smith11 July 3, 2010

The Baker

The act of putting flour on one's penis prior to sexual intercourse because the vagina is too sticky, much like a baker puts flour on his/her hands to keep from sticking to the dough.

I had to give my girlfriend The Baker when we ran out of lubricant.

by CryoMan April 13, 2011

Hannah Baker

Hannah Baker is a character in the Netflix series 13 reasons why, in which she has left cassette tapes with 13 recordings each addressed to a specific person stating their part in her decision to kill herself. It is also used as a way of saying suicide without actually saying suicide, for example

Go Hannah baker yourself

by Lolollllllllloolloll March 28, 2020

baked face

when you or someone is so stoned that you have the most fucked face with redeye etc.

"oi Baked face!"
"dude your such a bakedface!"

by gregizzle May 5, 2006