whale fight

A brawl between two overweight tub of lards, male or female, who begin wailing at eachother with flabby biceps and 300+ pounds of body weight.

Tyler yelled "WHALE FIGHT!!!" at the two chumps.

by Capn Coochy February 12, 2019

Whale Wax Candles

Candles made of whale wax (hardened fat and oil) known for their inducement of Tumblertoopler, along with an enhancement of libido/sex drive

Are th-those... Whale Wax Candles? Oh w-wow...

by porkcathedral96ALLAH! April 21, 2025

my whale

My beautiful amazing wonderful best friend Chantal🥰

Chantal you’re my whale

by Jessicagrey November 2, 2020

Whale Warrior

Someone who struggles to walk without breathing heavily. Someone whos failing gym class. Someone who is horribly fat.

"Gosh, Abbi, that pizza was good, I'll have another slice!"

"You're a fucking whale warrior Dakota."

by ......H...... May 11, 2024

midas whale

Slang for “Might as well.” It’s that simple.

Grant: “Should we grab a beer before this flight?”

Critter: “Midas Whale!”

by Samonthedictionary March 10, 2023

Canal Whale

A girthy, weighty penis.

There’s not enough blow in New Cross to snort a line off of Deangelo’s canal whale

by Cashman Pickles December 1, 2020

Sperm Whale

When you are masturbating and you ejaculate and it goes out your sun roof and into another car.

Yo bro did you see that accident on the highway

Yeah it was caused by a sperm whale

by BumpyPeePeeMan December 4, 2020