Definitions by porkcathedral96ALLAH!

Slime-Spitting Swine Slab

A particularly flat penis

"Apparently, John has himself a Slime-Spitting Swine Slab"

Slime-Spitting Swine Slab by porkcathedral96ALLAH! January 14, 2026

Turkish Fountain 

A method of urination wherein the penis is angled upwards and the stream of urine arcs in the air, curving back down into the mouth. If the pressure is not great enough and the urine simply goes everywhere, it is known as a Turkish Sprinkler

'I have to piss so bad, but there's nowhere to go!'
'Just do the Turkish Fountain.'

Turkish Fountain by porkcathedral96ALLAH! September 23, 2025

Whale Wax Candles 

Candles made of whale wax (hardened fat and oil) known for their inducement of Tumblertoopler, along with an enhancement of libido/sex drive

Are th-those... Whale Wax Candles? Oh w-wow...

Whale Wax Candles by porkcathedral96ALLAH! April 21, 2025

Tumblertoopler 

An extreme feeling of happiness and libido set on by the scent of freshly cut whale wax candles and/or the reading of the Adventures of Jimmy.

*Sniff Sniff* Is that whale candles? Im feeling pretty tumblertoopler right now.

Tumblertoopler by porkcathedral96ALLAH! April 21, 2025

Homosuperioritism

The feeling that humans get when they experience bliss in the thought of the genetic superiority of humans over other biological beings.

“When I look at my pet, I sometimes feel a sense of homosuperioritism.”

Homosuperioritism by porkcathedral96ALLAH! July 27, 2024