Kinderjolly

The feeling you get when you’re a full grown adult but your feet can’t touch the floor where you’re sitting and they dangle.

A youthful reminiscent joy.

Wow, I love this seat. My feet can’t touch and im getting major kinderjolly.

by Samonthedictionary September 10, 2022

beer map

The phrase you use when you only know your way around someplace when under the influence of alcohol.

Squid, wheres Prospect?
I don't know bro, I'm sober and I only know it on my beer map.

by Samonthedictionary March 21, 2011

road gourd

Car bound cunnilingus, oral sex performed whilst in a moving automobile; also colloquially known as road head

Hannah: “Do you want road gourd?”

Sam: “Yes but be careful on the speed bumps”

by Samonthedictionary May 28, 2023

midas whale

Slang for “Might as well.” It’s that simple.

Grant: “Should we grab a beer before this flight?”

Critter: “Midas Whale!”

by Samonthedictionary March 10, 2023