Definitions by Samonthedictionary

road gourd 

Car bound cunnilingus, oral sex performed whilst in a moving automobile; also colloquially known as road head

Hannah: “Do you want road gourd?”

Sam: “Yes but be careful on the speed bumps”

road gourd by Samonthedictionary May 28, 2023

midas whale 

Slang for “Might as well.” It’s that simple.

Grant: “Should we grab a beer before this flight?”

Critter: “Midas Whale!”

midas whale by Samonthedictionary March 10, 2023

Kinderjolly 

The feeling you get when you’re a full grown adult but your feet can’t touch the floor where you’re sitting and they dangle.

A youthful reminiscent joy.

Wow, I love this seat. My feet can’t touch and im getting major kinderjolly.

Kinderjolly by Samonthedictionary September 10, 2022

beer map 

The phrase you use when you only know your way around someplace when under the influence of alcohol.

Squid, wheres Prospect?
I don't know bro, I'm sober and I only know it on my beer map.

beer map by Samonthedictionary April 5, 2011