eye pester 

Eye pester or E.P (adverb - E.P-ing) is the act of looking directing at a female and not breaking the gaze for any reason, even if they ask you to stop. The longer you keep your gaze fixed on your target, be it tits, eyes, legs, the bigger the eye pesterer you are.

Brian, you are E.P-ing the utter shit out of that blondie, you eye pestering son of a bitch.

eye pester by grey-skull January 10, 2011

Thousand-Eyes Idol 

The single most useless card in Yu-Gi-Oh. It seems as if its entire purpose for existing is just to fuse with Relinquished.

Thousand-Eyes Idol? Relinquished is enough on its own...

Thousand-Eyes Idol by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 19, 2003

brown eyes 

The most beautiful color of eyes. Italians, Spanish, Indians, Arabs, Blacks, and Latinos most commonly have this color. Brown Eyes are sexy as hell. If you get blue contacts or green you are just degrading yourself. Work with what you got.

Brown eyes are sexy. People who dye their hair blonde, get fake blue contacts, and fake tans are degrading themselves.

brown eyes by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007

bush eyes

Beady, shifty eyes reflecting a disingenuous, aggressive, immoral, and relentlessly evil nature.

1) Don't look at me with those bush eyes. You're giving me the creeps; 2) The president, while fishing on vacation, stared into the camera with bush eyes to announce to the hurricane victims that he understood and would respond to their plight.

bush eyes by Jularon Shlonberg September 25, 2005

pig eye 

When you see a completely nekkid,pinkish, puckered up bumhole. It kind of resembles a pig eye winking at you.

I saw the pig eye lookin right at me. gave me the willys.

pig eye by Dirkniggla January 14, 2005

Alligator eyes 

While a man is going down on a woman, inevitably he will attempt to make eye contact. The moment when the eyes of both parties meet, from the female's perspective, the man looks like an alligator lurking in a swamp; only his eyes peeking up to be seen.

Girl 1: So last night, Mike was going down on me.

Girl 2: Ya and?

Girl 1: Well, have you ever noticed how proud they look when they are down there and look right up at you?

Girl 2: Yea, kind of like an alligator peeking up from the water.

Both girls in sync: ALLIGATOR EYES!

Alligator eyes by brokeassribs January 17, 2011

Brown Eyes 

An exotic, deep, expressing eye colour. Despite it's common nature, this eye colour is beautiful and can portray a lot of expressions. For some reason, people with brown eyes are hated on because of their eye colour's lack of rareness, but this is a stupid reason. People with brown eyes are often warm, friendly, expressive and forgiving, and are well liked. They also tend to be more intelligent than people with blue or green eyes. Brown eyes are also very sexy, and are a sought after trait in women.

Man, that girl's sexy.
Yeah, it must be her amazing brown eyes.

Brown Eyes by Brown Eyes May 5, 2014