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absolutely wanked

A term used to mean 'drunk' used accidentally as opposed to 'absolutely wankered' when someone is trying to describe their state of drunkness... whilst drunk.
"Ere Billy come up mine tonight pal, yeah?"
"Sos m8 absolutely wanked on pimms ygm lad"
by FuckinBlazeItM8 October 29, 2015
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abstangravated

When a person has abstained from sex too long and becomes bitchy. Derived from the root words abstained and aggravated. It can be used to describe a person who is purposefully withholding sex for their moral beliefs resulting in a bitter distemper. It can also be applied to people who have been denied sexual intercourse for too long and develop a snarky attitude.
My girlfriend became adstangravated by the 4th day of her period, I hope it is over soon.

Sorry I am acting so abstangravated I have not had sex in a while.
by wordproctologist December 6, 2015
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abstanation

Abstanation:
Not a real word in any language. A composite of Abstinence and the suffix -tion.
-tion is used to make a noun an action or process. It may also be used to mean result or consequence.
Abstain is to refrain from something by one's own choice
Abstinence is the act of... implying the practice of refraining from indulging or desire, action on the noun abstain.
This means that the -tion suffix has been miss-applied to a noun when there is a correct version of which is already a defined word.
First use was by the religious right in a Moral Majority news letter.
This would bring us to another word:
Ignorance: The lack of knowledge, information or education by choice; a state of ignorance.
Logical conclusion: The moral majority was created by god during the period of "Intelligent Design" and gave them the ability to choose ignorance.
God fearing parents should teach their children to practice abstanation!
by wchp July 28, 2016
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absoridiculous

Compound of Absolutely and Ridiculous. Only ever used by high people in conversations like this:
Person1: Sweet bruh
PersonA: Rad Mate
Person1: Radtastic Bro
PersonA: Fanfuckintastic
Person1: Awesome brah
PersonA: Fanfuckintasticgalactic dude!
Person1: Absoridiculous!!
by Hyp3r July 26, 2016
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Abstract Bitch

An ugly ass bitch whose face is so fucked up you have to tilt your head sideways to make some kind of sense of how a persons face can look so busted.
1. Please do not bring that abstract bitch with you to my house because their face upsets the children.

2. I know that Abstract Bitch is not trying to give me tips on taking selfies!
by Jaegizibe May 22, 2016
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absolutely louis walshed

When you fall over spectacularly.
"I absolutely louis walshed myself off my bike on the way to school today".
by :S:S:S:S:S: May 21, 2016
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Absolfrickenutely

When you agree with something, and "absolutley" just doesn't cover it. But you don't want to say "absolfuckingutely" because that's like a bad word, man.
Girl: The wedding is number one
Super cool guy: Absolfrickenutely!
by JimmyHalpert July 23, 2016
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