walshed

1. the act of getting someone extremely wet by any means
2. physical sexual molestation, usually includes rectal penetration

I came home unusually early today and got walshed with splooge as I walked in on George beating off.

Boyscout #1; "I woke up in my tent this morning and my ass was covered in vaseline and the hole hurt like hell."
Boyscout #2: "Dude, You got Walshed!"

by rock kickass January 15, 2014

Walshed

When the ends comes to fruition be questionable means.

Yeah Ben got me change for the bus, but what was he doing in the mens room with those guys? I got Walshed.

by Evan French June 25, 2008

Walshed

A guy putting fingers in any hole of a girl but the guy ends up with blue balls

"He walshed my butthole"

by Bigblackpenis73.5 December 25, 2016

Walshed

To quit, to leave or to ditch.

The perportraitor of this hanious crime usually had an abnormally large nose.

"Damn jake really walshed that practice. What a pussy!"

by Walsh69 October 22, 2015

Walshed

To miss a Field Goal wide left or wide right

Buffalo could have won the Super Bowl, but their kicker Walshed the field goal.

by Beerguy97 January 8, 2018

Walshed

The deal is so lopsided and unfair but they convince the other party its a good deal. When you try to make a fair deal and get bent over by another person and railed. You just got Walshed. Shame on anyone that Walshes people.

WOW....Bobby just got Walshed by Trevor. that trade was so unfair but Bobby was too stupid to realize it.

by Jesster3757 September 21, 2020

John Walshed

/Verb/: To prolong an unsolicited financial commitment or lavish promise for validation and praise by the receiver, only to bail or fail to commit at the very last possible second by making up excuses because they don’t actually have the capacity to follow through on their word.

Delusional; they think they give off main character energy but really they are a textbook beta with rich kid privilege.

That investor totally John Walshed us on the deal.

by El Productor de Cine January 30, 2026