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abstanation 

Abstanation:
Not a real word in any language. A composite of Abstinence and the suffix -tion.
-tion is used to make a noun an action or process. It may also be used to mean result or consequence.
Abstain is to refrain from something by one's own choice
Abstinence is the act of... implying the practice of refraining from indulging or desire, action on the noun abstain.
This means that the -tion suffix has been miss-applied to a noun when there is a correct version of which is already a defined word.
First use was by the religious right in a Moral Majority news letter.
This would bring us to another word:
Ignorance: The lack of knowledge, information or education by choice; a state of ignorance.
Logical conclusion: The moral majority was created by god during the period of "Intelligent Design" and gave them the ability to choose ignorance.
God fearing parents should teach their children to practice abstanation!
abstanation by wchp July 28, 2016
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abstination 

Abstination:
Not a real word in any language. A composite of Abstinence and the suffix -tion.
-tion is used to make a noun an action or process. It may also be used to mean result or consequence.
Abstain is to refrain from something by one's own choice
Abstinence is the act of... implying the practice of refraining from indulging or desire, action on the noun abstain.
This means that the -tion suffix has been miss-applied to a noun when there is a correct version of which is already a defined word.
First use was by the religious right in a Moral Majority news letter.
This would bring us to another word:
Ignorance: The lack of knowledge, information or education by choice; a state of ignorance.
Logical conclusion: The moral majority was created by god during the period of "Intelligent Design" and gave them the ability to choose ignorance.
Teach your kids abstination is good and sex is bad. spelling variation of another non word - abstanation
abstination by wchp July 28, 2016

Austination 

The act of dating a 14 year old girl, and playing Grand Theft Auto for too damn long at your friend's house. Especially when he is tired and you have school in the morning.
You're living in a constant state of Austination
Austination by Bat Nipples February 23, 2005

Abstination 

When you’ve lost your sex life through being a poor specimen of a human being at that point in time, and now you boast about abstination because you got the word wrong, but basically it means you have to abstain from sex because you can’t get any anymore anyway and instead you now practice lots of masturbation… i.e. Abstin-ation. Stinger for you friend!
“No, to be honest, I’m very good these days, and I practice abstination.”
Abstination by TellItLikeItIsLass August 22, 2021

abstinating 

To withold sex from a significant other but with an ulterior motive.
My husband is being an asshole lately so I'm abstinating. Fuck him!
abstinating by Mel2018 December 5, 2017

Abamanation 

The Compound Word For The Phrase “An Obama Nation”. Commonly used in Western Countries Such As America Or Jamaica. A Homophone To The Word “Abomination”. The Usage Of This Word Requires A Context Of “Melees” in a conversation.
He Was Meleeing The Pigs, He Reminds Me Of An Abamanation.

She Thought My Melee Was Sick, No Need To Change My Thoughts Of Our Abamanation.
Abamanation by ElPescadoDelMelee January 21, 2019