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molly jones 

the wife of desond who likes to sing obladi obla da life goes on
a couple kid running in the yard of desmond and molly jones obla di obla da by the beatles
molly jones by beatle chick123 July 10, 2011
Related Words
Jones jonesing Joner jonesy jonesin jonesed jonestown joned Jones'd jones soda
Though the true meaning of the name is,"the name given to the boner of a jonas brother", according to urban dictionary, it also refers to a sexual predator with a shorter-than-normal penis. Typically a "Joner" is a genetic disorder and carries on throughout most males in a family line. This disorder has been seen and accounted for in other cases in the area.
He took out his joner and started nibbling on my nipples, later cooling them with ice.
Joner by f0bbz17 August 18, 2009
A boy, usually around highschool age, who's ego is so much bigger than his dick you'll wonder how he hasn't been shat upon by everybody he opens his mouth to
Girl 1) omg he is such a joker!
Girl 2) ikr! Ugh I just cant
Cute monkey) *throws feces at joner and pisses on joner's face.
Joner's parents) "what have we created!?" *admitts joner son to insane asylum*
Joner by Runaway666 December 18, 2014

magillicutti jones 

The need, or jones, for anything related to magillicutti.
I gots me a wicked K-Rock magillicutti jones!

Conner Jones 

Ugly, retarded, small, fat and annoying.

Not usually liked, is not a lady’s man
And loves booty, if u come across a Conner jones run for your life.
OH SHIT, it’s a Conner jones run!

Terry Jones

Terry Jones is a boss dawg popcorn playa playa who takes no shit from no one. Also the ruling King of Union City Georgia where he straight runs the hood. An ass beating pistol toting killa who was born on 2 wheels riding a wheelie at 160mph while smoking a blunt of og killa kush. Don't fuck with him he will kill you and take yo girl.
Hey man who do you think you are you can't just cut in line and grab my girls ass and take my phone!😢 I'm mother fucking Terry Jones and I do what I want bitch.
Terry Jones by The Chief Chiefer February 23, 2022