Dick Fight

Although it is clearly a homosexual act, there are those who consider it the ultimate extreme of male bonding.

A Dick Fight is basically when 2 men stand in front of each other naked. Both men put their dicks together and begin rubbing(grinding) their dicks against each other.

The man that cum's first is declared the loser while the man who didn't cum is declared the winner and the owner of the stronger dick.

If both men cum at the same time it is declated a draw.

Brian and Mike Dick Fight 2 or 3 times a day but neither of them ever win. Its always a draw

Dick Fight by Romeo D'Casanova June 7, 2011

dick 

an obnoxious, uncooperative and dishonest person

k#y accused his co-worker as being sinister and bitesome as a cobra? what a fucking massive dick he is!

dick by it is not your business July 23, 2019

Tracky Dacks 

Tracksuit Pants

See also Dacks and Dack

Aussie Slang

Mmmmmmm these here tracky dacks are both comfortable and unnattractive to members of the opposite sex

Tracky Dacks by Flavourful Syntax November 11, 2004

Dick Puncher 

A man who punchs his own dick in the belief that it will make it strong and virile, and also to assert dominance over ones own dick and to teach it who is boss.

The act of dick punching involves cupping the dick in one hand and punching down on it with the other. Usually some form of flavouring is poured on the dick prior to punching it. This may include (but not limited to) salt, pepper, tobasco sauce, "The Black Scot" whisky, etc.

Dude 1: Hey, WTF is Sam doing over there?
Dude 2: Oh that - he's a dick puncher
Dude 1: Why the fuck would you punch your own dick?
Dude 2: Fuck knows

Dick Puncher by The_Black_Scot November 22, 2009

Smoking Dick 

now you must’ve said or done something extremely stupid for someone to say this to you.

that bitch must be smoking dick to think i’m finna accept her follow request after she tried to fuck with my ex.

Smoking Dick by Baddiewithafattie46 April 29, 2020

dick cozy 

an easy fuck you can always rely on when your dick is cold. see; booty call

I haven't gotten laid in a week, I ned to call my dick cozy.

dick cozy by domiNick james August 11, 2006

Dick in a Jar 

A male platonic companion that a young, attractive woman keeps around to feel better about herself. The Dick in a Jar is stable, friendly, sensitive and nonthreatening. He is infatuated with her, but she sees him as a brother -- a brother with whom she cuddles while watching movies and complaining about the latest alpha male to break her heart. The Dick in a Jar secretly awaits his female companion's revelation that emotionally abusive fucktards will never make her happy and that he is actually the man of her dreams, but he waits in vain.

Mark: So, what's up with your roommate and that dorky guy who always spends the night? Are they bumpin' uglies?

Shauna: Naah, he's just her Dick in a Jar.

Dick in a Jar by Pavlov's Cat February 20, 2011