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twat waffle

Interchangeable with "Pussy Whipped". When a female has such a hold on you as to make your penis resemble a waffle when she releases it from the grip of her iron-like vagina.
Mark is such a Twat Waffle. He can't even fart without Heather's permission.
twat waffle by Aerianne Fairchilde December 14, 2008

douche waffle 

A name derived from a young man in the early years of 2004. The term is used to insult someone, but instead of sayin douche bag or just plain douche, douche waffle came tumbling out of this young mans mouth. The word refers to one being a douche shaped as a waffle, or that smells like a waffle, or a douche that tastes like a waffle.

Also see: Douche, douche nugget, douche bag, douche salad, and douche bucket
A: Hey I want a waffle!
B: YOU ARE A DOUCHE WAFFLE!
A: What?

Qwaf Waffle 

A person that has annoyed you to a point where you want to name them the worst posible thing. A Qwaf Waffle is the air giving way out of a vag as a girl is sitting down for breakfast.
Dude shut the fuck up you Qwaf Waffle!
Qwaf Waffle by Alvahito March 12, 2011

Fart Waffle 

Similar to "sharting"

When passing gas a secretive, more solid waste form is also released... creating a shit-fart aka Fart Waffle.
The Fart Waffle can only happen when wearing underwear, as pressure is needed to create the perfect shape of excrement.
"I must use the facilities before I fart waffle..."

"You should have seen that fart waffle..."

"Welp, I've created a fart waffle."

"Wha... is that a fart waffle?"
Fart Waffle by XSmiles July 14, 2013

stroop waffle  

a sex position where both people lie on top of each other like two stroop waffles in a package. no one moves.
we stroop waffle forever last night. while we listened to she won't let me fuck.

Wyoming Waffle 

A sexual term used to describe when you skew a hot waffle iron onto your girlfriend's vaginal opening, piss on it thus electrocuting her causing a massive orgasm. Defecating on her afterward is optional.
Guy 1: I totally Wyoming Waffle'd my girlfriend last night!

Guy 2: Awesome!

Guy 1: Too bad it killed her.

Wyoming Waffle by ufgaddnhmgeryrt December 17, 2008