battery

Anything having to do with drums, percussion.

My friend does battery for his black metal band.

by zombievomit November 13, 2004

buzzer beater

The act of masturbating somewhere you a likely to get caught, but achieving climax and hiding the evidence before getting busted.

I pulled out a sweet buzzer beater in Wades lounge the other night. I managed to stash the evidence under the couch cushion, I bet he won't find it for months!

by rusty g January 9, 2010

gamers battery

when your battery is already so low when you get to school or by second class becuaes you have played games non stop from when you left your house to when you get to your second class

dude its only 8 o clock on a tuesday why do you have a gamers battery, do you like not do anything else but game?

by Alexander David Ray 1 February 16, 2006

boner beater

The act of thinking of a grenade during school, work or while in any public place to get rid of a raging hard on.

Guy 1:Dude i got a huge boner in school the other day so i thought of that ugly girl from gym and it went right away.
Guy 2:Dude she's a great boner beater.

by yeagabombz June 20, 2011

Wife beater

A person who beats his wife.

"Johnny is a wifebeater"

by Chad May 2, 2003

Meat beater

a person who masterbaits way to much.

yo Scott is a meat beater.

by Jon Simon December 15, 2002

fanny batter

the crust that forms around the hairy gash after a good pounding a goin a few days without a good old scrub

that tastes o so sweet

i aint eatin that till you break that fanny batter away and let me get my purple headed love warriour in

by crypt keeper November 4, 2003