Monkey tasking 

Engaging in two or more pointless, unproductive but usually fun or amusing activities at the same time!

Ronald Dumsfield: Sorry I'm late, Whatup?
George V. Bush : Not a lot bizznitch, just monkey tasking like I do.
RD: True, true.

Monkey tasking by GBuss December 9, 2009

Monkey Humps 

to bend your knees and grab the back of your ankles and furiously hump the air.

He beat me at basketball and to embarrass me in front of my friends he made me do Monkey Humps for ten minutes straight.

Monkey Humps by thefreak118 May 24, 2010

monkey pusher 

A person who masturbates a lot, meant in a derogatory manner.

Person 1: "Hey how's it going?"
Person 2: "Fuck off monkey pusher!"

monkey pusher by Child of Yahweh July 8, 2010

Monkey Junkie 

Someone who revels in the music of the 100 Monkeys.

I listen to 100 Monkeys constantly; I am such a monkey junkie.

Monkey Junkie by the fangirl January 23, 2011

monkey fodder

A large pile of feces that a group of eight or more monkeys have taken part in creating.

Person 1:"ahh man I just stepped in a large pile of monkey dung."

Person 2:"don't you mean monkey fodder?"

monkey fodder by kulelime January 14, 2011

Monkey Slinging 

Monkey Slinging is the act of a ver on the prowl shortly after the defeat of the snooky want smoosh smoosh.

Watch the south park Jersey Shore episode to understand the Monkey Slinging reference.

Monkey Slinging by Ashley Madison January 24, 2011

Monkey Cherub 

is a term of endearment. Given to a fat/chubby person who has won alot of money. Or has been very lucky. A london/south east term. Normally used with a brash cockney accent.

'Jon' Ive just won 500 quid on the roulette machine. 'Alf' You monkey cherub, ive only ever won 50 knicker

Monkey Cherub by HarryTroy April 2, 2011