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Zone out with my bone out

directly after masturbating to internet porn you zone out surfing the web.
wow that was a good jerk off session now what should i do? Think i'll go to facebook and just Zone out with my bone out
by finger roll November 20, 2010
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blowing air up my ass

Similar to the phrase "Blowing smoke up my ass" but telling a person a lie to avoid telling the truth. This is especially done when caught in the wrong or other compromising positions.
"Jim caught his wife with another man at McDonalds; they were holding hands and everything!"
"Really, what happened?"
"Well she started trying to say the guy was just a friend"
"Seriously?"
"yep, I heard Jim kicked her ass to the curb, now she's staying with her 'friend' at his place."
"Man doesn't that beat all."
"Yes sir. I don't know how he's handling it so well... I would kill my wife if she was cheating on me, and then tried Blowing Air Up My Ass."
by wisemanoncesaid January 24, 2014
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i bite my thumb at thee!

The grammatically correct way that Shakespeare would say "I bite my thumb at thou!" since everything has to be grammatically correct...
(An insult used in Shakespeare)
by Magicfruitcake December 4, 2016
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Why my pee pee magenta?

In order to nut in black and white you must first get magenta pee.
Him: Why my pee pee magenta?
Printer: to nut in black and white.
by Fishyotter October 31, 2018
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Eat my Ass like dinner

When someone violently eat Ass that so bad it is gone like a stoner when it as taco bell.
You eat my Ass like dinner you hoe.
by dfihg;tr September 18, 2018
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What are ye doing in my swamp?!

A term use in the movie "Shrek" and the YouTube video "Shrek is love, Shrek is life."

Usually triggers people.
Luke: "What are ye doing in my swamp?!"
Brendon: "No. Stahp."
by This.is.Ryan.Ross April 27, 2017
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Clean up, aisle my panties

Something Gretchen from Bob's Burgers says when she's turned on by a cop
by D-Monkey May 9, 2018
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