Pissed fucked off my hammer tits 

To be very drunk. Derived from various English and American slang terms for drunkenness.

Jane: "Did you have many drinks today?"
Brandon: "Hell yeah, I am pissed fucked off my hammer tits!"

Pissed fucked off my hammer tits by manfromengland November 10, 2010

Hammer Head 

1. A term used to define a girl who often engages in felatio.

2. Named after the similar motion of banging a hammer and ones testicles slapping against the Hammer Head's chin.

1. Yo that bitch will suck both our dicks tonight she's a mad hammer head.

Hammer Head by spadez September 8, 2005

Ass Hammer 

1. The state of being such an asshole it's like the force of a hammer upon others
2. What one calls another that is a cheap camper in Halo or one that is cheap (see spawn kill)
3. One who is the giver of anal sex

1. Jesus he's such an ass hammer it's enervating
2. ADAM YOU'RE SUCH AN ASS HAMMER!
3. I was Cindy's ass hammer last night. *shrug*

Ass Hammer by Eric-GS3- August 26, 2006

Hammertoe 

diesase that fuckes up your toes
also can be used to replace any word in the dictionary
also a nickname for that fucked up thing in folk lore

you little hammertoe
yeah you can hammer my toe
waaaaa hammertoe

Hammertoe by Squant0 December 10, 2007

Hammer

A common greeting between males. Both parties make a fist and one will hit the bottom of his fist to the top of the others. After which, the action is reciprocated. Often chained with the Fist or Rootbeer

Hey what's up Rob (Hammer, Hammer Rootbeer)? Oh nothing, just unpacking this unbelievably awesome T-Molding. Zonino!!!!

Hammer by Noslot February 1, 2008

hammered 

1. one who is incredibly intoxicated.

2. something you did that was stupid

He's so hammered he can't walk straight.

"I wasn't paying attention and walked straight into that pillar"
"you're hammered!"

hammered by sick pick September 5, 2009

Hammer Head 

A person with a head resembling a hammer, usually with no chin.

Did you see that kid back there?
Ya. One ugly ass hammer head chunkard.

Hammer Head by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010