Definitions by Noslot

Ass Butter

That thick white spread you cake onto baby's asses when they have diarrhea. Could be Butt Paste, Desitin, etc... its all Ass Butter.

Wife: Damn it, will you shut that baby up?
Husband: Sure, pass me the Ass Butter... he's due for another spread.

Ass Butter by Noslot July 21, 2009

Hammer

A common greeting between males. Both parties make a fist and one will hit the bottom of his fist to the top of the others. After which, the action is reciprocated. Often chained with the Fist or Rootbeer

Hey what's up Rob (Hammer, Hammer Rootbeer)? Oh nothing, just unpacking this unbelievably awesome T-Molding. Zonino!!!!

Hammer by Noslot February 1, 2008

Rootbeer 

A greeting between males. Commonly appended to a string of hammers. Similar to the Fist, where the two individuals will bang fists together in a type of ritual greeting. However, with the Rootbeer both individuals must slightly raise their respective fist just before the moment of impact. As if to knock two mugs of Rootbeer together.

What it is, Chris? Eh? Oh nothin' (Hammer, Hammer, Rootbeer), Just trying to design my Control Panel for optimal comfort. Zonino!!1!

Rootbeer by Noslot February 1, 2008