Monkey Fist 

To take your balled up fist and shove into a woman's vagina wrist deep. Once fully inserted you splay your fingers open and it causes her to squeal like a chimpanzee being eaten by a lion in the African bush.

Troy said he monkey fisted that chick so deep that he thought she was a primate.

Monkey Fist by TroyG_TheGC_lookalike March 31, 2010

monkey bath

A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!"

Ouch! That was a money bath!

monkey bath by gbergman April 20, 2005

Monkey Fuck 

A drink made with rum, kahlua, and banna liquer

Jamaican Monkey Fuck, Please.

Monkey Fuck by jon March 30, 2003

monkey funky 

When something is B-bobbin shizle biscuit; flattering; amazing; cool; nice.

"Hey... that shirt is monkey funky!"

monkey funky by Nene December 10, 2003

monkey sprog 

colloquial term for any of the liquid agents used in motor repairs- grease, oil, hand cleaner etc.

ahh shit I got this black monkey sprog all over my hands, better go use the white stuff to get it off before i get the monkey sprog on my clothes.

monkey sprog by Benny! April 20, 2004

monkey-grooming 

The act of fussing over the physical appearance of your significant other, akin to scenes of monkeys or other simians doing the same on animal documentaries. Includes squeezing pimples/blackheads, manicuring, pedicuring and plucking funny and/or white hair. Provides presumed psychic gratification to the groomer and laid back enjoyment to the groomee.

"What're you doing today?" "Nothing much. Monkey-grooming each other."

monkey-grooming by qingwaa November 5, 2007

Monkey Mitts 

An alternative format for playing edward forty hands where you drink brass monkeys instead of regular forties.

"Hey Joe the Plumber, let's play forty hands tonight."
"Nah, John. Let's play monkey mitts."

Monkey Mitts by K Sully February 22, 2009