dick ticket 

-to give someone the OK to ride/bang.

Bro: Yeah, dude. She's hot as fuck, i'd give her the dick ticket.
Bitch: You don't want that, she's ratchet.

dick ticket by Unheroic January 15, 2014

Dick tree 

Best. Jeopardy!. Moment. Ever.

“I know nothing about a dick tree" - Alex Trebek

Dick tree by jln October 12, 2017

Dick down december 

It's the time to dick down your girl all them times she done teased you and u couldnt do anything about it u can get her back by giving her alllll your inches and dont give her any mercy...beat her doonies down

Man: you know what day it is?
Girl:oh shi....
Man:yeah its dick down December cmere!

Dick down december by Unknown101101p11001 November 10, 2020

Dick Rag 

A dick rag can either be a rag that you use to wash or clean your tiny dick. The term "dick rag" my also be used in reference to the rag that you blow you huge load of cum into. This may be after ejaculation while jacking off, or when ur pussy ass girlfriend makes you pull out and cum into one of those dick rags.

Emily- "Honey you need to pull out now! Do you have that dick rag? Jeff- "Oh shit I forgot it honey, I guess I have to cum inside you!"

Dick Rag by EricSparks April 5, 2021

Dick Points 

The closest thing to a measurement of the size of ones ego or E-penis. However, dick points are completely subjective and therefore completely and utterly useless.

Dick points can also be used to insult trolls.

Example one:

Guy1: Hey check it out I have 67800 dick points!

Guy2: So fucking what?

Guy1: LOL you must like have 3

Guy2: So? I dont give a flying shit

Guy1: LOL stfu n00b

Guy2: Seriously whats wrong with you?

Example two:

Guy1: OMG i cnt belive how much of a n00b u r!!!!!!1111

Guy2: Wow, you must have so many dick points if they where converted into currency you'd be the richest man alive.

Dick Points by Dintastic January 20, 2009

Dick Busher 

The bush of a woman's vagina that covers the man's cock during intercourse.

That woman's hairy vagina will sure give you a great dick busher.

Dick Busher by big boy bobby April 7, 2010

Dick thirty

dickthirty is the time at which no human being should be up. dickthirty is generally any time before 5. waking up at dick thirty is normally characterized by bloodshot eyes, questioning your mental standing, and but not limited to non-stop pounding on the nearest snooze button

man my shift starts at 5 AM, I better start my alarm clock for dick thirty

Dick thirty by Daxter286 November 25, 2011