Mega Pint 

A large glass of wine.

Johnny Depp poured himself a mega pint because he thought it necessary.

Mega Pint by BananaGoblin April 23, 2022

legs painted on 

When you've been steadily partaking of alcohol, hash cookies, bongs etc in the seated position, only to realise upon standing up that you're too goddamn wasted for your legs to be capable of fulfilling their normal function. Derived from the practice of painting on (or using decals to represent) non-functional elements to decorate cars (eg bullet holes), model aircraft (eg instrument panels) and so forth.

I thought I was still OK until I went to take a dump with my legs painted on and ended up shitting myself in the hallway.

Girl: Let's take this to the bedroom.
Guy: AllRIGHT! Yeah baby -- oh shit, your legs are painted on, I'm gonna have to drag your ass.

I can't believe you survived that bike ride with your legs painted on, man, you puked all over my garage and went to sleep on a wheel ramp.

legs painted on by Gun Arvidssen October 16, 2008

go hard in the paint 

Finish a task aggressively, trying really hard to get it done. Comes from basketball, where players must aggressively drive to the hoop from within the painted region of the court.

Bill is all about makin' his cash, hustlin' to the top. He likes to go hard in the paint.

go hard in the paint by skibot July 22, 2012

Cheeky Pint 

An impromptu pint of beer, unplanned and executed in between or after existing obligations, the having of which is often later denied.

'Pint' is often substituted with the intended volume of Cheekys to be consumed, or dropped completely when used in an informal, familiar environment.

Fancy a Cheeky Pint?

Let's go for a Cheeky.

It's 3 o'clock, time for a Cheeky Six.

Cheeky Pint by Tumeke Jones October 24, 2008

paint peeler

A fart that smells so unbelievably bad that the paint starts to bubble off the walls.

Dude, did someone slaughter a calf in here or is that one of your paint peelers?

paint peeler by Big Dundooley May 14, 2005

to have the painters in 

to be cycling menstrually

HER: hey, wheres krysten?
HIM: oh, shes in the bathroom. she has the painters in
HER: that sucks

to have the painters in by granny-o July 3, 2003

Alaskan Paintjob 

When you get a lap dance and there is a skidmark left on your leg when the girl is done.

Brah!, I love your mom but you got to tell her to stop giving alaskan paintjobs to her clients. If she does that shit, pun intended, again she is fired.

Alaskan Paintjob by Joe Joker May 30, 2011