muff cabbage

A derogatory term for having a fat belly or a lot of fat on your stomach that goes overy you waist

Dam Jame's muff cabbage makes all the ladies go crazy.

by Rohelio May 24, 2017

Muff Mints

A minty smelling and tasting fluid released from the vagina during sex.

Dang! I was fucking my wife and she sprayed her muff mints all over me!

by Ceejamanama May 31, 2017

Muff

Contrary to some twisted minds and resonating with the pure nature of a child's mind, muff is slang for muffin

Child: What are you baking?
Mom: Just some chocolate chip muffs!

by BeefyTaco June 3, 2017

muffeans

Cupcakes made with cum

KoroSensei laughed as you guessed the correct secret ingredient of the muffeans he made himself, "Delicious right?" He asked you. You lay there, chained to to bed as you spit out the muffean on his face.

by JJ STYLE!~~!~!~!~!!~!~!~!~!~! July 3, 2017

Muffens

A Great Minecraft PvPer Everyone calls him Godly or Trash. He has fanbois and haters

Yo its muffens

by JeffTheJeff April 19, 2018

Muffed

Verb "Muffed"

"Man, I face planted and ate carpet, I was so muffed."

by Mr.Fr33man September 5, 2017

muff scalping

v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both

"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."

by MuffSclaper September 4, 2017