one who lacks intelligence and attention to their environment due to copious amounts of time spent using technological devices (ex: iPods, cell phones, etc)
My lab partners are such e-tards, they text during the whole class and then come to me when they miss the directions.
A guy who likes TASM Spider-Man Movies and is overprotective of them will defend them no matter how shitty they are
Logan Farris is a TASM Tard he is their king and his Queen Kaitlyn Bas left him for Tribhuvan cause he loved her and her favourite Tobey Maguire and like her she likes DCEU, Dogs, Batman and Wonder Woman together plus Metal and Rock Music