black magic

Once you go black,
you never go back;
Hidden dark mysteries of ultimate sex / sensuality.

"C'mon over hea baby, lemme give my sugar mama some BLACK MAGIC."
"Ohhh, yeeeeeeaaahhh."

black magic by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

Beard Magic

1. An umbrella term referencing all religious laws of an 'irrational' nature, most often found in the Abrahamic faiths and often in the older texts.

2. The correlation between support for hair-brained third-party candidates (i.e. Ron Paul, The Green Party, etc.) and the length and scope of one's facial hair.

Used in a sentence:

1:

"Dude, that Deuteronomy shit is total Beard Magic."

or

"I was going to have sex with Becky but she's on the rag and that would violate the laws of beard magic."

2:

"I swear, the only reason Jack is voting for Kinky Friedman is that kooky beard magic."

"Rob, you don't want to vote libertarian, you're just under the spell of your beard's magic (sic). Shave that shit off."

Beard Magic by agentlorneue September 28, 2009

Kyatt Magic 

1. The ability to say things inside a chat room seconds before having entered it, yet having everybody inside the room be able to see it. Named after Kyattsuai who seems to do this more often then not.

2. The brand of magic that gives people the ability mentioned above.

Kyattsuai7: hii
Kyattsuai7 has entered the room.

Kyatt Magic by Katrin007 September 14, 2003

Genie's Three Magic Wishes 

Occurs when a man is receiving oral sex from a female, and as he reaches the point of ejaculation simultaneously puts his hand on her head and pushes it down as to make her deep throat and yells out "SHAZAM!!" as he cums in her mouth

"I gave that girl from the party the genie's three magic wishes last night."

Genie's Three Magic Wishes by Ohiohacker May 27, 2009

booby magic

The act of grabbing (and optionally tweaking) someones breasts or bitch tits, especially if it annoys that person.

My bitch loves his booby magic, it sends his legs akimbo.

booby magic by mrbdamien November 23, 2004

Puppy Magic 

Masturbation, because every time you do it God magically kills a puppy.

Today I cast three puppy magic spells. All were successful. As a result, the pound is three puppies less full.

Puppy Magic by jmtas May 19, 2006

Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick! 

Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick! is what a guy says to another guy when he wants the guy to jack off and suck his and other guy's cocks.

Matt often says "Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick!" when he wants me to jack off and suck the cocks of all the other guys in our pod!

Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick! by eda-skip November 17, 2022