Brandon

Why is everybody calling me hot? I’m just pure annoying but I will take a compliment

But sarcasm is pretty funny and along with puns

Whoever said I can be an a-hole golden star to you

brandon is used in a sentence because it’s a name no more explaining needed.

by Somw dude February 22, 2019

brangsty

Whenever someone who's name starts with "Br" starts being a little bitch

Normal person: "Hey how's it going?"

Brailey: "I hate my parents OMG"

Normal person: "Jesus Christ stop being so damn brangsty"

by blackbillabong February 27, 2019

Brande

Of Amazonian descent. Typically blonde in hair and along with being a fierce warrior has a gentle heart. Although her beauty can easily be seen from a distance her true beauty lies deeper in her mesmerizing green eyes. She’ll unlock every door to your heart and make herself at home with her thoughtfulness and kindness. Vanilla scented and a body rivaled only by a goddess making men weak with a single glance and a strut. More commonly known as the real life Fifth Element, Supreme Being and has lips that will keep you dazed at the very thought of them.

Guy 1: “I met a Brande once, she stalked us after our first date.”

Guy 2:”I know, she tends to do that, she just likes people watching and she was annoyed that a Space Blob ate all the Guinness Cheese so she was looking to boost her spirits.”

by GingerSpaceBlob March 10, 2019

Brandon Elliot

Nigga is just so fucking unfunny, bugged eyed, pedophile, dick lover looking ass nigga!

Yo fuck Brandon Elliot like fr fr.

by Sjeotrhdan May 2, 2019

branden

Branden is really hot and a boy who plays basketball and football and on his free time he enjoys playing the game “fortnite” hes extremely cute in “GREY SWEATPANTS” 🥵🥵🥵 but he’s rather shy and keeps to himself most of the time, he’s not a player really he’s only had one girl friend. a boy with the name branden is most likely to have a twin brother... who is really ugly but the more easy going twin. in conclusion a dumb girl named “aubree” will like him and not know how to get over him.

why is branden so hot in gray sweatpants?

by shhh don’t tell May 15, 2019

branlee

A player when he’s single; A loyal and an amazing person when he has a gf/bf and truly loves and cares about her/him. He will make you feel so special and are easy to fall for. They are very charming and know their game. *beware of a branlee u can never predict them*

bro watch out for branlee he’s so unpredictable...

by annoying-whore-bitch-hoe May 27, 2019

Branden

Branden is a lit and sweaty fortnite player who watches porn every night and is a girl magnet.

Omg it’s branden should we do a threesome ?

by Gughuy July 9, 2019