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the act of being supa fly
shit son, you sure are a brande.
Brande by YaBoyonit09 March 20, 2009
Of Amazonian descent. Typically blonde in hair and along with being a fierce warrior has a gentle heart. Although her beauty can easily be seen from a distance her true beauty lies deeper in her mesmerizing green eyes. She’ll unlock every door to your heart and make herself at home with her thoughtfulness and kindness. Vanilla scented and a body rivaled only by a goddess making men weak with a single glance and a strut. More commonly known as the real life Fifth Element, Supreme Being and has lips that will keep you dazed at the very thought of them.
Guy 1: “I met a Brande once, she stalked us after our first date.”

Guy 2:”I know, she tends to do that, she just likes people watching and she was annoyed that a Space Blob ate all the Guinness Cheese so she was looking to boost her spirits.”
Brande by GingerSpaceBlob March 10, 2019
Girl: Y r u so scared? Don't u have brande in ur jockeys?
Boy: Boys have testicles.. not brandes..
Girl: Whats the freakin difference, fuckhead?
brande by GayLord69 November 15, 2006
Someone who is fun to be around VERY LOVING ,will make you laugh, is mysterious but so goofy when you get to know her …the vibe is truly comforting.. and if you don’t think she cares she do….
Him: your so fun to be around.
Her: Yup I’m a Brande.

Him: I love you Brande.
Brande by Darius tagidale November 22, 2021
One who will give you her last penny, the shirt off her back, and a smile. She loves big and is loved by her girl.
Brande is a giver not a taker.
Brande by anonymous July 17, 2023
Brande is someone who loves their privacy and needs there space if you ever cross a Brande it’s up and it’s stuck forever . They have a money fetish and are allergic to bullshit . Most Brande’s are caring and always there if you reach out to them first . They can be labeled as crazy when pushed to that point otherwise they are very cool, calm and collective people. They may be the most attractive out of their friends .
Him: That Brande is so energetic and silly !
Her: Yeah, thats my Brande.
Brande by Darius tagidale March 27, 2024