Italian food 

Culinary tradition stolen from China. Spaghetti - Noodles (Chinese)
Tomato sauce - Ketchup (Chinese)

Chinese person : rook that fat woman with a goatee is a making a noodles stir fry.

Chinese intellectual : No she a not making noodles that a woman a making italian food, spaghetti with a ragu. She a not chinese, you no see she style her hair with butter? an a she have lot of facial hair, she Itarian.

Italian food by captain wagtail May 16, 2009

Angry Italian 

Recieving oral whilst eating an italian dish.

I was eating my wife's chicken parm as she gave me angry italian.

Angry Italian by Michael J Tansey III March 12, 2008

italian horn 

Something a guy wears meaning that he doesn't want to have intercourse with young beautiful women

Alan hates women so he wears an Italian horn

italian horn by jesus4321 October 30, 2013

italian job 

when somebody puts there hand on a greasey pizza and proceeds to give a handjob with the now greased hand.

"this girl just dipped her hand on my pizza and proceeded to give me the best handjob ever. So EPIC!!"

"Dude, you just got an Italian Job. That is EPIC."

italian job by drewhoj May 24, 2009

Italian Sex 

The Act of Having Sex During a Womans Period And acting like your penis is a spaghetti Noodle Getting sauced

I did italian sex with your mom last night Antonio

Italian Sex by 111111;778& March 17, 2020

The Italian lemon squeeze 

Before intercourse, the man inserts yellow Koolaid powder into his wiener. When the time comes, the man pulls out and the partner turns around. The partner slams her fists together on the man’s balls, thus shooting the mix of sperm and powder everywhere.

We was feeling kinky last Friday, so we decided to do the Italian Lemon Squeeze. Shit felt great.

The Italian lemon squeeze by TheLemonLicker June 5, 2018

Italian Job 

When you shove an Italian sausage up your ass and jerk off with marinara sauce. (Can be done solo or with a partner.)

my girlfriend gives the best italian jobs.

Italian Job by kittenburger June 9, 2011