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Awkward hand syndrome

When you're having sex, making out, or just cuddling and your arm gets trapped in an awkward spot ( Straight up, or bent at chest leaving hand by your face) that renders your hand useless.

Think Ricky Bobby interview "I'm not sure what to do with my hands..."
I was in bed cuddling with my sweetie and somehow my arm got trapped between us, bent at the elbow, with my hand just sitting between our faces.
I declared "Awkward Hand Syndrome" and proceeded to "Vogue" various hand gestures including "thumbs up, thinking man,nose picking, and surprised guy"
by Brickdogrul October 29, 2017
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awkwarthy

When you feel like you want to empathize with something, but have nothing to relate to, so you just latch on to a random detail and it ends up just being awkward for everyone around you.
"John wanted to make his friend feel better, but he couldn't relate to any of his problems, so he just ended up making a lingering feeling of awkwarthy."
by A Trainwreck January 10, 2018
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Awkeird

When something is so awkward its weird
Licking someone's finger is so awkeird
by That awkeird girl May 3, 2018
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Awkieng

A human(sorry excuse for one) that is so unbelievably awkward, the word “awkward” it’s unsuitable for this brand of failure. Refer to them as Awkieng(s)
>says thx you too to Starbucks barista
>both make awkward eye contact
>internally dies and runs out of Starbucks

Starbucks barista:” god what an Awkieng”
by XxArcticDepressionxX May 30, 2018
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awkaward

Because of your total lack of foresight, forethought and whatever other fores you want to fit into this sentence (you know what I mean, son't say you didn't), twitter has officially nominated you for today's awkaward.
by Oneto36 June 6, 2018
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Awkward-Thumbitis

An imaginary disease which one contracts when they cannot spell due to awkward thumbs. It usually occurs in adolescents, as such individuals simply cannot spell! When one is texting and they misspell a word accidentally, this is when Awkward-Thumbitis occurs.
Person 1: hey, what u foim tonight?
Person 2: what??
Person 1: dammit! *doin I have awkward-thumbitis!!
by woopdidoop May 16, 2018
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Awkwardia

Hellish place where no matter where you go, you run into your ex.
Juan: Dammit I ran into Lola 3 times this weekend! I can’t get away from her!

Amy: I’m so sorry dude. You’re living in Awkwardia.......
by builtforspeed July 25, 2018
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