Talking Screws To A Hammer 

Putting too much effort into explaining something not pertinent to the listener.

This guy was explaining plumbing to a random web designer. He was totally talking screws to a hammer.

Talking Screws To A Hammer by Slowpoke8888 June 4, 2024

Dirty Mike Hammer 

When you shit on someone's chest and put a cigarette on it

Bro my wife gave me the Dirty Mike Hammer last night and called me a dirty man whore!! I think this BDSM is getting way out of hand

Dirty Mike Hammer by Goofy1984 July 8, 2024

Burtonsville Hog Hammer 

When you're getting a blowjob and your buddy shows up with an 3 piece pork shank coated in barbeque sauce and you high five them. Then you shoot a 3 roper on her face.

Ryan showed up with a bunch of meaty Burtonsville hog hammers while I was getting a rim job.

Burtonsville Hog Hammer by Dave, General Manager of Ross February 26, 2025

Dakotan Dick hammer 

An action, usually intimate, involving a man shitting on a woman’s hole and use his dick to hammer it in.

“Hey man, just tried doing Dakotan Dick hammer…my cock still smells till this day…”

Dakotan Dick hammer by The big slime March 16, 2025

Occum’s hammer 

The explanation that requires the fewest challenges to mediating position
(A play on ‘when your only tool is a hammer, you see everything as nails)
Plus a hammer is blunt and at the opposite end of precision to a razor.

Rob: the health service is broken because it’s woke
Rob: the prisons are broken because of woke
Rob: schools are broken because they’re woke
Rob: I can’t get a girlfriend because woke

Me: boy, that rob sure does like to swing occum’s hammer

Occum’s hammer by eddie would go June 21, 2025

OPERATION MIDNIGHT HAMMER 

Wait for your girl to be fully asleep, then gently slide in her, undetected, giving her the ol' Bunker-Buster. Once the payload has been delivered, shout-out the code words "The Ham is in the Sammich", signifying the mission is complete.

I pulled off Operation Midnight Hammer with the ol' lady last night, and gave her the ol' Bunker-Buster.

OPERATION MIDNIGHT HAMMER by El Guapo Blanco June 22, 2025

Thor's Hammer Dilemma 

(n) When a sole character uses a trait or object that needs a specific criterion to be met in order for it to be used or wielded, when in actuality many other characters possess the same criteria and thus should be able to also use or wield it. Case in point, Marvel's Thor and his hammer, Mjolnir.

Becomes more glaring when characters who should be able to use the trait or object are shown to not be able to.

Jake: "I have a sword that can only be used by those with a pure heart, great wisdom, and the pursuit of justice. You can try to use it Lloyd, but I doubt you'll muster it..."

Oh. Well, Lloyd also has those attributes, he's honestly better than Jake in terms of wisdom, so he should be able to use that sword.

Lloyd: "Urgh! I can't pick it up!"

Are you fucking kidding me... Another Thor's Hammer Dilemma? Can't these writer's just make these weapons work via DNA or make the surrounding characters less similar?

Thor's Hammer Dilemma by theonewhoflops September 20, 2025