Canadian Waffle Hot Dog 

In essence, putting your wiener in a block of cheese while pouring maple syrup on your naked body. It is usually used as a satirical art piece or part of a satirical statement.

If Jackson Pollock's paintings are worth millions, then that video of me doing a Canadian Waffle Hot Dog has got to be worth something

Canadian Waffle Hot Dog by Johnnyboyee November 15, 2011

Blue Waffle Eater 

Someone who eats crippled pussy

Brad: Damn, Nicole's pussy smells like rotten fish...

Bryan: That's what happens when you become a Blue Waffle Eater!

Blue Waffle Eater by QuadFather January 19, 2014

Dirty Waffle Tossing 

Dirty Waffle tossing is the act of tossing Waffles at someone sexually and at the same time eating them. Requires both dirty waffle tossers to be nude {other Ways to enjoy dirty waffle tossing is to Be high while initiating the act of "Dirty waffle tossing" also Lesbians are allowed to dirty waffle toss but "Gay men" Are not allowed to due to the Need of breasts to squirt syrup on.

Lady 1: Hey Brian want to go Dirty Waffle tossing at your house!
Brian: Sure i would love to after i clean up all syrup on the floor from last time
lady 1: Okay well ll just wait here Cleaning my c*** of all this sticy syrup

Dirty Waffle Tossing by Brian Cote February 26, 2008

vag waffle 

a person acting like a pussy

military officer yelling at a VAG WAffLE...new recruit acting like a pussy

vag waffle by TJB...drummond wisconsin woot! December 14, 2010

Bonus Waffle 

A sort of parting gift after a one-night stand that indicates the visiting party should leave.

Dude 1: "All I got this morning when she kicked me out was a syrupless waffle."
Dude 2: "No, friend, you got a bonus waffle."

Bonus Waffle by theartificialinsomniac April 23, 2013

Cold Waffle 

A dead woman's vagina.

Sherman and Mike tag teamed and destroyed that cold waffle, it's a shame she couldn't moan since she was dead.

Cold Waffle by Spermin Sherman March 20, 2014

blue waffle 

Something you REALLY SHOULD NOT GOOGLE! (for your own health)

Blue waffles look DISASTEROUS! NEVER EVER EVER GOOGLE THEM! IF YOU DO DONT LOOK AT THE IMAGES!!!!!!!

blue waffle by green_girl9 March 9, 2016